Taci’s Irondequoit Hots

Steak plates are amazing! Staff is personable and always remembers my order. Ihots is the first place I go when I fly in from California!

My current favorite hots place in Rochester. I love, love, love their plates, which is unfortunate for the purposes of having a complete and thorough review, because that’s all I’ve ever had there. I read in the Irondequoit Post that the owner’s dad used to work for Nick when he still ran Tahou’s, so if you evaluate your hots places the way I do, NFL coaching tree style, you know it’s going to be respectable.
Also, if you look to the right of the cash register when you’re checking out, I drafted the New York State Senate certificate welcoming them to their new location, and they’ve kept it remarkably meat sauce free! Details like that matter to me.

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What to get: Garbage Plate with extra meat sauce, or a white hot.
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This is one of the best places in the world to get Garbage Plates, and more importantly, one of the best places in Rochester to get them — the home of the GP. Only Wimpy and Nick Tahou’s are better, and IH is not only far better than IHOP, it’s as good as IHOPED and it’s one of the most delicious «plates» in the 585.
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The service here is good. They are open super duper late. And of course, their Garbage Plates are spectacular, especially if you ask for extra meat sauce all over everything — yummm.
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A Garbage Plate basically combines hamburger patties and/​or hot dogs with any combination of mac salad, hash browns, beans, coleslaw, you name it. And it covers the whole thing with delicious spiced wet meat sauce — the more, the better. It’s greasy and it’s enough to stop your heart. Some people love it, a lot of people hate it. Few are indifferent to it. I personally love them, though I never eat them.
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A White Hot is basically a Zweigle’s «Brat» type sausage, cut in half, on a bun, with onions, and completely smothered, covered, dripping in meat sauce. They’re really very good, and about one-​eighth the size of a Garbage Plate, so perfectly sized for a snack.
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IH is a little out of the way unless you live in, or are visiting, the North burbs. But if you’re heading up to the lake in summer (or even in winter if you’re brave and have a great heating system in your body), then you should stop by and see what you think. It’s far superior to 95% of hots places, and it’s cheaper than most of them — and most importantly, the plates and hots here are absolutely delicious.
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They have the best cheeseburger garbage plates in the area. Their hot sauce is fantastic. Many places tend to put too much cinnamon in their’s but Taci’s is perfect.
The customer service is prompt and even better at the new location. I’ve been here many times and they’ve never gotten my order wrong.

Quick, reliably perfectly prepared hots. Friendly owner and the new location, though a bit hard to find, is bright and sunny.