Rolling Meadows Eye Care Center

I will start off by saying that I never actually saw the eye doctor. Here’s why:
I checked to see if there were any reviews on Unilocal,but with none to be found I decided to gamble and check out this eye care center for new glasses. I walked into the office on a Friday early afternoon. There was a receptionist and an older woman speaking when I walked in, and no one else in the waiting room. I walked up to the receptionist counter where I began to overhear a story that was more appropriate for the bar than the eye doctor. Even during my bartending days I would have rolled my eyes at this woman. And I worked at Excalibur. The receptionist was telling this customer why her friends started calling her «Torpedo T**s Tina.» Something about wearing a swimsuit and a raft. I don’t know. Her nickname became T3. But her family already called her T3, which stood for «Thunder Thighs Tina.» So her family was surprised someone else knew her nickname, but it was for a different reason, so then they started calling her T5. You know, for «Thunder Thighs Torpedo T**s Tina». During her tale, the receptionist never acknowledged me or even glanced in my direction. The woman she was speaking to, who looked like she wanted to escape, finally said «I think you have a customer.» What gave it away? It must have been the fact that I had been standing two feet from the reception desk for the past 5 minutes at a doctor’s office. It could not have been the look of disbelief and disgust on my face that said «Oh I can’t wait for old T5 to tell ME a story about her genitalia.» The Dr. was not in, thankfully, and I will not be back.