Nail Pro

These ladies thought I was too young to be married because they thought I was in HIGH SCHOOL.
Thank you, nail ladies, for making me feel young again in an age when I’m not carded quite as often as I used to be and I’m celebrating my 10 year reunion.
I love the massage chairs even though one of the settings kneads the hell out of your bum and practically tips you into the foot spa thingy.
I’m a gardener, so I never bother with manicures, but pedicures are a nice treat once in a while and these ladies have always done an admirable job. The polish lasts, my tootsies look cute and the leg massage is always nice. There are plenty of celeb mags («poop sheets», as my grandma calls ‘em) on hand and at least two flat screens to distract you if you don’t feel chatty.
I still can’t believe they thought I was younger than my 22-​year-​old sister-​in-​law. They must’ve noticed I was laughing at the butt rubbing chair and just thought I was totally immature…