McDonald’s

This is probably the best McDonald’s I’ve been to. Good prices, clean façade, fast service, friendly staff. Really quick right before getting on my flight to NY. If I come back, I know where I’m going for a snack/​meal.

It’s still McDonald’s, so there’s that, but this may be the best I’ve ever been to. The staff was perfectly courteous, the food was prepared quick and it actually tasted better than usual. I don’t really eat McDonald’s outside of airports, but this one was great. Modern façade and menus set it apart and the overall experience felt more ‘premium’ than any other I’ve had. Solid option when pressed for time.

This got 2 stars due to the guy who served me was sudo polite. He looked as miserable as hell but still tried, this I respect, must be a corporate store with new minimum wage implemented!!!
Tried the new butter chicken sandwich, how could so many people in that advert be wrong. They look so happy eating the buttery burger, they look American and well nourished, I am so confused.
My buttery chicken delight looked jet blasted off a chicken carcass, slapped twice with a limp lettuce, teased with a slice of tomato and then spunked on by an elf (not much mayo, in the lower corner only). The bun was McD style — the chicken… See above. Cows you are not safe, back to beefy burgers, won’t try Mac D for another 15 years! On way to texas might stop in at chick fillet near heights!!!

Friendly and professional service.
Quick turnaround time from order to delivery.
Hot meal that was visually appealing and tasted good.
This place is A-​OK in my book. Speaking of which, my book is now available on Kindle.

This McDonald’s was by far the most accurate of all I’ve been to. They got our order down almost 80% perfect! The cashier had a severe crush on me but I had a flight to catch, so he was just going to have to wait until my wife and I got back to MN for some of that McLovin’. But I digress, very good food. My breakfast burritos were labeled steak but they were sausage, I know It’s a sick joke but I got
It and I appreciated the humor. All in all a 5 out of 5 stars, no baby poop on the floor, no crying within an arms reach, and most importantly I haven’t gotten mud butt. Happy birthday everyone!

For some reason, you never seem to forget the violent gutwrenching episodes of upchucking in your life. For me, I actually had gone over 2 decades since my last episode of porcelain hugging. That last time was courtesy of my little sister who offered me a sunbaked, expired Caramello bar that caused us to both simultaneously hurl shortly after consumption.
Fastforward to present date. On my most recent business trip, I had to catch a connecting flight at MSP airport. As I had 15 min to rush between Concourse D and F, I wanted some quick food on the run. When I saw the comforting golden arches, I rushed over and ordered 2 cheeseburgers. I was quickly served and I started powerwalking and eating simultaneously to my departure gate. The cheeseburgers themselves were on the very dry side but I wasn’t going to complain since it was my only meal of the day so far.
I caught my next flight right on time. Within 90 min of my departure, I started developing intense nausea. Before blaming the cheeseburgers off the bat, I attributed my nausea to motion sickness (which is kinda stupid since I never get this). For the next 3 hours, I tried ignoring the building nausea. When I landed and got home, I actually tried going to bed early for the night to see if I could sleep off the persistent uneasiness my gut was feeling. This however didn’t happen. At 12:30 a.m., I basically was woken up with chills and intense stomach cramping. I rushed to the bathroom and made it just in time to have Tosh. O-​style projectile vomiting. I don’t think I ever had such crazy vomiting. With my bit of medical background, I knew that the short incubation period between meal and violent puking meant that the cheeseburgers were likely loaded with Staphylococcus Aureus exotoxin… not pleasant at all.
I took the time to write this review within hours of my whole incident last night since I hope it’ll protect others from the same fate.