Executive Cafe

I don’t go here ANYMORE!
The crappyness of this place has won over the convenience.
Here’s the con list:
1) ate the baked potato with chili special once, and now have developed a phobia to baked potatoes with chili thanks to this place. I was out for the count an entire weekend… and the toilet and I really got to know each other on a whole different level.
2) Mr. Big Attitude guy who works there. DUDE, you should not be in the service industry business. You could not interface with a guy that hates his job more and is as miserable as this guy… did I mistakenly go to the DMV instead?! Suki, if you want to have any shred of hope to keep this place going, this guy HAS to go!
3) Got my order wrong a couple of times
4) Keep changing the god damn fries. Make up your mind please, because I already started liking your wedges, and now you give these overcooked and oversalted curley fries… but who knows, maybe you have different fries now.
5) undercooked burger. I don’t mind eating meat that is raw in the middle, but MAN… this cow was just slaughtered and layed in between two buns. That was the final straw, you already layed me out for one weekend, I ain’t getting poisoned by you anymore.

I work right by this place. It is kinda like a roach coach that never moves. It’s cheap and greasy, probably not that sanitary, but I’m kinda fat and lazy so it’s all good. Definitely not a place to take your boss or a date.
The Good: It’s cheap, convenient, and the food is edible.
The Bad: The service is probably best described as adequate. Frigid might be taking it too far.
The Ugly: I could have used the pool of grease under my last breakfast sandwich to lubricate my car for another 10 years.

This place reminds me of that song, «Cry Me a River», especially if that river was full of terrible food. Did I mention this place had a «B» rating from the food and health department because they weren’t washing their hands? My work is close to here so a lot of people eat here, but I think I’d rather head some where with better food and higher sanitary standards.

I can’t believe people can choke down this stuff.
My work is very close to the Executive, and I’ll do just about anything not to have to eat here. Nearly everything on the menu ranges from mediocre to downright terrible. My stomach is grumbling right now just thinking about it.
The Executive serves the worst Philly sandwich I have ever had the misfortune to cross paths with. In fact, I think it’s the worst thing I’ve eaten – or attempted to eat – in at least the last couple of years. A «Cattlemans special» burger I got at Denny’s in Merced while on a long-​distance roadtrip was close – but, no, this Executive Philly was oh-​so-​much worse.
This was… a rubber sandwich… with extra gristle. And they slather it with «specialty» barbecue sauce. Barbecue sauce on a Philly? I could go on, but I can barely stand to reflect on it.
The Executive has one item I’d just barely recommend. The Weight Watchers Quesadilla is OK. There are a couple of sandwiches that are edible, not enough to go into or recommend.
Let’s be clear: the Executive Café is desperation food. Nothing more. Tantamount in taste, quality, and ambiance to a hospital cafeteria.
And as for the sushi mentioned by the previous reviewer? Two words: «russian roulette». Grocery store quality is the best you can hope for on that front. At worst…
With Trader Joe’s open now nearby, I’ll never be back to the Executive.