Elmo

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La la la la. La la la la Elmos World. Huge shout out to Vince D for steering me to another random review.
Guess which Tita bought a kid size Elmo Piñata for a 3 year old’s birthday party. Yup it was me. Then we took a stick to his favorite character and drained him of all his candies. The adults had more fun hitting Elmo than the kids.
Elmo is cool. But he is not as popular in the 5 year old world like he used to be. Elmo has been replaced with Paw Patrol, Star Wars, Mind Craft, ect.
But Elmo is still super cute and furry and hugable.
#772

Tickle this, Elmo.
I remember I attended a daycare a few summers which made us watch Sesame Street. I hated that shit. Fuck near and far. So anything with Sesame Street, I hate.
I always wanted to watch The Bozo Show or Reading Rainbow. I tried to change the channel but the ladies who worked there would always get pissed. When we did get to watch The Bozo Show, I always got mad at the kids who couldn’t throw the damn ball into the buckets. How come all the dorky uncoordinated kids always got a chance to play this game? You suck!
Bucket game:

Elmo is so nice, when I was a kid growing up. I wanted to be just like Elmo.
Elmo is so cute and cuddly and very nice. I would talk to him four hours at a time. Tickle me Elmo hehehe
Sincerely VD

Thank you Seasame Street for inventing ELMO! According to Gary Knell, CEO of Sesame Workshop, «Elmo was invented to become a great character… to build self-​esteem by promoting physical activity.» YAY!
ELMO rocks because he not only entertains my son but he teaches him so much: counting, alphabet, colors, manners, words, and information about the world around him! We sit together every morning and watch ELMO on PBS at 6:45am.