Eula Hotel

I’ll start by saying I understand what «David M.» is saying about this place offering an «authentic» experience of the «seedy» side of the Mission. However, I would caution anyone to take the advice of considering staying there if you can avoid it. It’s probably a great resource for homeless and people less fortunate who cannot afford a «regular» hotel, but this is the type of place a movie director would have some psycho serial killer live. He could film it as-​is to accomplish the effect. As soon as you are buzzed through both sets of wrought-​iron gates, you begin to see what you are dealing with. These are «by the hour» rooms; as he said it’s a haven for prostitutes it seems. The rooms I saw had graffiti all over them of the up-​all-​night-​smoking-​crack-​or-​meth-​type rantings and pictures. I was inside 3 different rooms and they all had this same «décor». Who knows what has gone on in the beds and rooms in this place.
The fact there are camera’s in the place makes you feel about 2% safer. Once you realize that some of the people in the place are people that could disappear into the back-alley’s and holes-​in-​the-​wall (such as the Eula) without a problem, you recognize that safety is at best wishful thinking. There are some other places in the area, such as the Prita, that are a step up, but the Eula seems to take the cake for… I don’t even know the word? Seediness?

5 Stars are you kidding me!? You must be smoking alot of meth lol
I’ve stayed here before and I must say it’s the grossest hotel I’ve ever stayed in SF. The bathroom in the hallway is NEVER clean. I walked in there one day and found a used tampon clogging the toilet, and not the kind of place to walking around barefoot. It gets incredibly noisy at night and really creepy… crackheads would keep knocking on my door, weeird.
The beds felt really itchy. The first day my friend and I were there and the manager was showing us this room that they did’nt even bother cleaning before they showed it to us. To my dismay the room they were originally offering had a few used condoms laying around, a very dirty ashtray and a few syringes laying around.
If you’re a sane, clean person… STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE.

July 16^th, a Thursday. I got far drunker than usual and ended up at the Eula Hotel. I drank a lot of booze there and smoked crystal meth. I don’t remember leaving, I don’t remember checking in. I passed out, woke up without my shirt but still had my pants, shoes, and jacket. I got ripped off there. My money, credit cards, id, cell phone, my Fast Pass – all taken. Who knows? I probably could have died there.
The Eula is home base for drug-​addicted prostitutes, or so I gathered from my stay there. It’s perfect for an adventure, and the prices are reasonable. While I will never stay there again, I recommend it to anyone who wants to experience the seedier side of the Mission.