Monte Cristo Bed and Breakfast

We have had such an amazing stay! They texted me morning of arrival to check what time we would be in, and gave us a map and advice on places to go.
The room we stayed in was gorgeous, the barroom more gorgeous. And, silly bonus, but the room and bathroom had automatic lights which was nice so you weren’t fumbling when coming in.
The breakfast was AMAZING! The cook, whose name I forget but he has the sweetest southern accent, did a fantastic job whipping up some amazing hot dishes in the kitchen to accompany the cold bar.
This place is in more of a residential area but everything is a quick über ride away, or even a nice walk if you don’t mind that! We hiked up to Golden Gate park the one day and stopped a bunch of cool places on the way.
We’ll definitely be back next time we come to San Francisco

We absolutely loved everything about this B&B! The warm service, and the rooms were well-​appointed and cozy, and the bed very comfortable. The breakfast was probably our favorite – a choice of eggs made any way you like accompanied by whatever side or bread you like. The bacon was the best!
We also liked the small sitting room/​library downstairs, which was a nice place to unwind after a long day out. We spend 4 nights and 5 days here and would gladly stay again the next time we are in San Francisco.

Everyone, from the guy at the desk to the chef, was very welcoming. Cozy, safe and quiet with a great breakfast — the bacon & homemade quiche were amazing! The chef will even fry some eggs however you like them.
We walked a mile to Golden Gate Park. Two other 30 minute walks are to the Haight-​Ashbury and the Painted Ladies colorful Victorians.

Lovely place to stay and relax in between nonstop sighseeing. The location was perfect to be able to walk to restaurants in the evening too. The room and bed were extremely comfortable and quiet. The food was delicious too. Thanks for a memorable first visit to San fran.

An absolutely charming, well appointed victorian era destination. I would unhesitatingly recommend this B&B to anyone staying in SF on business or pleasure.
In all honesty I must add that parking is rather difficult, especially if frequent trips are in your schedule. There is a paid lot about two blocks away to ease this single drawback however.

I’ve stayed at the Monte Cristo many times over the years since the current owner bought & completely renovated the property. I used to live in SF for 16 years but moved away in 2010. This is my choice for my many visits. It retains all the charm and history of old San Francisco but with the modern conveniences of a new highrise luxury hotel. Rooms have their own brand new modern bathrooms, high tech lighting and flawless free wifi. There are no add-​on fees that kill you at a chain hotel. You can park on the street. Can’t do that downtown or union square or the wharf. Parking & tax is exorbitant! The location is a 2 minute by cab, bus or über to those places too. The morning breakfast is way more than continental breakfast. Very impressive. Rooms are super quiet. Neighborhood great. The team here is awesome and helpful also. So glad this place exists!

Our room/​suite was beautiful! We got upgraded upon check in because this suite was available. All staff have been very friendly and offered helpful tips on transportation and dining. No A/​C not a problem for us, cool breezes came in the windows all day, I did notice a fan in the closet. Bathroom products, towel warmer, and ‘washlet’ toilet were unexpected conveniences. Breakfast was everything we could ask for: fresh fruits and pastries, great coffee, and eggs served with sourdough toast. A bit of a distance from major sights, but very quiet on this side of town. Felt like we got a real taste of life in this part of the city!

I really wanted to give this place a better review, because the accommodations were lovely. However there is not an innkeeper or property manager on site, so if you get there late or leave early THERE IS NO ONE to check you in or out, nor is there a drop box for the key or instructions about early check out posted anywhere. It’s one thing to limit your office hours or start breakfast at 7:30 (which is late, in my opinion), but to not have ANYONE available to check people in or out??? Is there not a property manager there overnight? What if there is a fire? An emergency?
There is also no valet parking or parking lot and no elevator. If you are schlepping a lot of luggage, beware. You’ll be schlepping it up stairs.
Quaint? Yes. Charming? Yes. Convenient? No. Traveller friendly? Perhaps if you don’t have a set agenda or a business meeting or early flight to catch. Not for me.

Beware if you plan on checking in late. Check-​in ends at 7pm apparently (if you find outrageous, especially given how much they ask for their rooms, you’re not alone).
I had a reservation with them, and I did show up at 11pm. The place was closed, I couldn’t even get in. Knocked on the door for 5 mins, tried to call them, to no avail. Had to book another hotel last minute and pay big bucks for that.
But the best is yet to come: they still charged my credit card, and lied through their teeth on the phone saying they were opened ²⁴⁄₇. You can imagine how pleased I am to write $ 250 off for the pleasant experience of finding a closed door.

Horrible customer service. I just tried calling to make a reservation and apparently there was a bad connection while we were discussing available rooms. The receptionist sounded annoyed and rudely said she couldn’t hear me and that I was cutting out so I told her I’d call back. I called back (from the same landline) and she picked up the phone and then quickly hung up on me. I tried calling a third time, this time from a different phone, so to be sure a connection might be better, and she again picked up the phone and hung up on me. Highly doubting the good reviews here as the customer service severely lacks and I’m left with a bad first impression.
I’ll be taking my business elsewhere. There are a lot of other great BnBs in SF and in much better areas. Check out the Inn at the Presidio, Parker Guest House, Union Street Inn, Inn on Castro, Inn San Francisco, The Parsonage, and the Payne Mansion Hotel.

I can’t say enough about this place. The room was beautifully decorated, the host attentive and accomocating, and the building itself was full of character. Would definitely stay again.

Who would know that this place actually used to be a brothel?!! oh yes ladies and gents this was one! But hey don’t let that put you off at all. It’s cosy and homely and not all brothely. Baked goods are served daily and breakfast are delicious and set you up for the day.
The bedrooms are cosy but dainty. the bed was super comfy. The b&b was clean and staff were really nice and friendly.
Would reccomend this to our friends if they wanted to nice b&b to stay in whilst in SF.

Great breakfast and snacks throughout the day. Friendly staff. Free wi-​fi. Easy parking on street. Rooms are nicely outfitted with comfy beds and updated bathrooms. Unfortunately the air quality wasn’t that great — - stuffy building with windows that don’t get opened much. Thermostat in our room didn’t seem to work … so got sound proof window open a crack… and slept with earplugs to block out street noise.

Long day at UCSF! Just needed a peaceful place to rest then came the Tiny Room! Checked in a little late after an emotional day! I was greeted with warmth and a smile. I told the staff I had to be back at the hospital early so could not stay for breakfast. He instantly offered to put together a little breakfast bag with a croissant grapes yogurt — perfect for snacking while waiting for doctors to appear. Then my Tiny Room! So SWEET! Small and comfy, really comfortable of bed. It was just what I needed! In the morning I was greeted with a smile and GREAT coffee– it felt like I was in someone’s home. I will be back with my husband –it’s just a very gracious place and sooo San Francisco. Thank you!

I booked a room here for my parents for two nights– they couldn’t have been happier with their stay!
They said the room and BR were beautiful, clean, and the tech is all very modern even though the look and feel of the place are quaint. Apparently the toilet has a heated seat and a bidet feature and the shower is wonderful. They also mentioned that it was extremely quiet, almost like the walls have some soundproofing.
They were very impressed with the service. The people at the desk were friendly and helpful with parking, directions, and information. Even though they forgot to hang their doorknob sign for room cleaning and only mentioned it to someone they saw in the hall outside their room in the early evening, their room was still cleaned by the time they got back later that night. Also, as others have mentioned, the breakfast was great. There was plenty of food already out, but a woman who was working in the dining room kindly offered to make them fresh eggs.
Overall, my parents loved staying here and would definitely recommend it to others. It has lovely and safe location for starting walking adventures. Thanks Monte Cristo!

I stayed in their smallest room for a week in early March while a family member was in nearby Kaiser hospital. Despite the size of the room it was very well laid out and actually extremely comfortable. The room was quiet and the bedding was of very good quality. I appreciated the flexibility of the hosts and the friendly but non-​intrusive atmosphere. I would definitely stay here again and recommend to family and friends for a comfortable, affordable and well-​situated inn.

We recently stayed at the Monte Christo during the typically hectic Bay-​to-​Breakers Weekend. Before going, we read, with interest, all of the previous reviews (below). We can honestly say that this is one instance in which the experience itself exceeded even the review (with which we concur in all particulars). Our room was spacious, quiet, and the bathroom terrifically well outfitted. The proprietor, Jack, was warm, friendly and terrifically helpful. Our breakfast was delicious and healthy. I especially loved the lounge’library, for sitting and reading after a long day of walking. The location, a block from California Street, was perfect for transit and convenience. In short, this is about as good as it gets, and we can’t wait to stay there again, next time we’re in SF. Thanks, Jack!

I stayed at this B&B for two nights on a business trip. The room was beautiful and clean. The staff was welcoming, knowledgeable about the area, and attentive to my needs. The hotel was quiet; even though it is on Presidio Drive, I did not hear much street noise. I felt safe.
I was especially impressed with the breakfast. It was made to order with fresh ingredients, and was delicious.
I am a heavy Skype user and I had a nice clean, clear connection. So their wifi was good. The bath was beautiful and even included a Toto Washlet «bidet», which was a nice option.
I might have missed it, but I didn’t see an elevator. If you have mobility challenges with steps, be sure to indicate that when you book your room. That way they can put you on the first floor.
In summary, I would gladly stay at the Monte Cristo again and would recommend it.

Awesome little gem. Feels like you’re a guest in someone’s cozy old Victorian house. Lovely rooms, newly renovated bathrooms, great wifi and good food and snacks served throughout the day. Can’t beat the neighborhood. Will always stay here when I’m in town.

Nice rooms + great location.
The woman who makes breakfast was amazing. So cheerful and funny, and her quiche was awesome. The perfect way to start the day. I wish I was back there right now, enjoying some coffee and eggs or sitting in the bordello room with the window open, humming birds shooting by and feeling the cool breeze flow down the hill.