Sugarplum Elves

Cutest chicas in the bay… Is your life drab, boring, mediocre? Want a bit of splash and sass added to your kitchen, office or bedroom wall? Then the SP Elves Calendar fill that void!!! I gave up sugar a few years ago… now I just lick their pictures for my fix… that does the trick! xoxo

The Elves are not only beautiful but they light up a room like Xmas bulbs. They are sugary sweet with a dash of naughty and a whole lot of spice. I have seen the elves many times all around the Bay Area, they have become the next great San Francisco institution. Their calendar hangs proudly on my office wall as a constant reminder that every season has a reason for elves! Keep these jewels on your radar and catch them if you can, they NEVER disappoint!

Mark S. and I were together on that epic day…
I remember it like it was yesterday… showing up uninvited to the Unilocal party that hosted these wonderful beer wench… err performers…(joking of course) at Schroeders in San Francisco. Drinking liters and liters of beer while dancing the chicken dance with said elves.
All kidding aside, these lovely young ladies have charmed me into going to Schroeders for their polka band nights; and it has come to the point where if the polka band shows up and they don’t I leave utterly disappointed.
Plus, to make things even more enticing, they have their own calendars for sale featuring their many costumes which are all hand made.
All in all, the elves are San Francisco’s costumed heroes, saving hundreds of city folk from certain boredom with their wonderful antics. I would not pass up an opportunity to watch them perform or perform with them.

Oh, seriously! No one has put the elves on Unilocal yet? C’mon. I’m honored to be adding them, but surprised that they are such a secret. The sugarplum elves are a fun, sexy, hilarous group of hotties who will entertain you at any of their performances or even at your private events, corporate parties, etc. You could even send a friend an elf-​o-​gram if you want. They sing, dance and generally rock the house.