The Marina District: Union and Fillmore Street Bars

Don’t forget your yoga pants!

Just moved here from downtown. Why is everyone stuck up. This place takes bitch face to a new level. stuck with botox, fake boobs and name brands. Yuck

Everyone who comes here are overgrown frat boys in their 30s –40s with the exception that looking like a metrosexual from the early noughties. The women look like a golddigger who are transplant from SoCal who are considered 3^rd rate from L.A. standards so they move here in San Francisco. 3^rd rate because they’re fat and so much implants that if you hug them tight, they will burst. Not to mention Botox too. This is where all the socialites and douchebags that everyone sees in 7×7 magazine-they’re still unknown except for Gavin Newsom.

I lived in the Marina for 6 years. When people asked me where I ate or went out I would draw a huge blank. There are two, and only two places that are exceptional. After that head to the Mission, the Haight, Hayes Valley. Rather than be negative, I am going to talk about two HUGE positives.
A16 — I am 100% Italian. I have taken my parents several times, and they frequently are in Italy. They love it. Best wine list, mgmt…
Liverpool Lil — Awesome bar, bartenders, food is good too.

If I believed it was possible I would convert to Catholicism and spend everyday lighting a candle and praying for the earthquake to come and rid SF of the landfill district of the Marina. Better get my earthquake preparedness kit together…
This whole area is one giant tool extension of an otherwise unique, intelligent, vibrant city and the only place in SF where you are guaranteed to find fake breasts, bad knock off handbags, a NY fashion week’s deposit of hair straightening (two seasons ago), and a general cluelessness buffered by mock confidence hiding insecurity, contributing to a completely untreatable environment for the vain and inane. It’s the geographic equivalent of any number of MTV reality shows.

These are a few of my fav-​or-​ite bars! (to the tune of the Sound of Music):
The Bus Stop
Notte
Mauna Loa
Comet Club
Bar None
Bluelight
There’s also lots of late night food along Union and Fillmore Streets so you really can’t go wrong with a night our around this part of town!

A never-​ending frat party. Something many of us grow out of eventually.