Achtung! Citizens of Schertz, ve have created your Recreational Facility! The recreation chosen is baseball. If you do not wish for recreation in the form of baseball then perhaps you should MOVESOMEWHEREELSEWITHZEOTHERUNDESIREABLES. Ze facility, it shall have feer baseball fields, a schnitzel stand, and facilities for personal usage. And do not think that der kindren can sneak under der unüberdachte tribüné bleichmittel for schtooping unt rauchverzehrend. Ze police station and elder facility are right in front of it, ja! Ze fencing, it is high so that none may have recreation without approval! Please submit your papers in triplicate and sign ze original copies in blue. Guten Tag.
