Lee’s Ice Cream Truck

Check out the picture, first — this is definitively the most Central District-​tastic ice cream truck in town.
I am immediately put into a real good humor whenever I hear the dulcet tones of the «Crack* Wagon,» plying its wares in the parking lot of the elementary school up the street. «Doop-​doop-​doooo! Dooop-​doop-​doooo! HELLLLLLLL-​OOOOOO!!!» goes its jingle and its recorded, Pee-​wee Herman-​like voice. I hear it and I know… I’m in store for some of the sweetest rock** in town! Take one look and you’ll know it, too.
* By «crack» I mean root beer float pop
** And by «rock» I mean delicious orange push ups. They also have those red, white and blue bullet-​looking popsicles, whatever they’re called.