Stallions

Seriously, this place does not even deserve the one star it’s getting to write this review. Spent $ 20 a head to get in for a Bachelorette party and I feel ripped off. How are you going to charge $ 20 to get in the door when
A) the place is smaller than my bedroom
B) you have to CLIMB OVER FURNITURE in order to have a seat
C) have «walls» collapsing on customers
D) not have ANY service.. no water, no soda, no BATHROOM to speak of in this closet they call a strip club!
E) only have 3 dancers TOTAL
This was probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever been a part of, and the women who give it 5 stars must have been HAMMERED to think this place deserves ANY praise.

If I could give this tragedy of a male review 0 stars, I would. It was small and smelled like my grandma’s basement, it was just sketchy all the way around. One of the strippers who is in a sarong, danced two times to the same song and really didn’t have much rythym. There was a gentlman (I use that word loosely) that got on stage and showed it all, too bad he was from the geriatric divison of exotic dancers. They kept telling us that there were two more guys who were on their way but stuck in traffic. Sorry sir, I am out of here. Don’t waste your money!!!

went here for a bachelorette party and was worried about no one being here. when we got there at 10pm we saw some other girls pulling into the parking lot and a few walking out who said they had a great time worth it so I was excited. we met a dancer Toa outside if u get a dance from him he likes to talk nasty. lol. we went in and were the only girls in there then a couple minutes later another bachelorette group showed up and by midnight place was packed. there were 4 dancers that night but only 3 stripped. they all have nice bodies and nice moves. the more you tip them the more u get. the personal dances were awesome from Rico as my bachelorette said. I recommend Rico he’s a good dancer and sweet guy. we gave her a few dances. Rico helped me a couple times with some issues and made them better. Hades is nice too. it was $ 20 to get in and if you need ones they will happily make change for you. i had to get ones a few times it was that good. lol I’ve been here before many years ago. This was funnest I had and the dancers were in great shape. I took off one star for a issues that upset me at the end of the night but Rico fixed it. Thanks! I will be back for sure for celebrations there. I spent $ 300 that night for 4 of us well worth it since the bride to be couldn’t go to vegas.

Me and a group of five additional females came to stallions for a bachelorette party. Let me start by saying that we had an ABSOLUTE BLAST. The cover charge was $ 20 per person, which was very well spent. We were all very unsure of the whole experience at first, but the strippers were extremely friendly and welcoming. Xander and hades were INCREDIBLE. They came and sat with us in between performances and were SO NICE. I, as well as the other five, highly recommend. Great, comfortable atmosphere. They take requests and are respectful of «boundaries». THANK YOU guys so much!

This is literally one of the worst places I have ever been to in my life.
My friend heard about this place on the radio a few weeks ago, so while driving home on 15^th one night, we decided to stop by and see what it was all about. We pulled in a few minutes after 8pm — which was the supposed opening time — and the doors were locked. We stopped in next door (Centerfolds — the female version) to inquire about the price, and a lovely dancer told us to definitely come back that night. According to her, sh*t gets crazy over there, dancers get completely nude, and it’s always packed & rowdy. Homegirl said that we could get entry into both clubs for only $ 15, which I believed to be an awesome deal. She was cute & cool so I figured it was gonna be a cool spot to kick it at for the night.
Boy, was I wrong.
We came back at around 11. Stallions was deserted. There was literally no one inside of the entire club. No one to take our money, no one on stage, no one in the seats. We walk outside to have a cigarette and then the door girl comes running up to us and asks if we were here for Stallions. No sh*t, Sherlock.
We then each pay our $ 15 and are told that the men are getting ready for us «back stage» so we chill there for a minute. I felt beyond awkward even though I was buzzing from the few shots I took in the parking lot. Then, the lights started going and the door girl got on the mic and asked my friend and I if we were ready. We looked at each other nervously as we were told «Toa» was coming onstage. Since I speak Samoan, I shocked the sh*t out of him when I recognized his Samoan name and started talking to him in his native tongue. He definitely liked it, and performed his stripper duties somewhat well, but he didn’t get naked. Homegirl from earlier at Centerfolds definitely lied. WTF.
To a kept harassing us to pay for a lap dance. I said no about 4 times and then went outside for a smoke.
We went into Centerfolds next door and it was DESERTED. No one on stage, two men in the entire venue — one in each corner of the main room. No waitresses for drinks, and the bathroom was ghetto as hell (stall didn’t even lock/​barely closed). I was bummed at how horrible this place was because they had huge potential as far as the room layout goes. AND, there was even a shower in one corner with velvet curtains and all these lights shining on it! Where was everyone to make it rain in that b*tch?! They’re totally missing out on major $$ by only having one dancer there, btw. That’s right, just one girl danced. And it wasn’t even in the shower. Also, she didn’t even take her panties off, and wore pasties the entire time. WTF #2
We tried again for Stallions next door. Some tragic man named Damien was next on stage. Once again, it was just my buddy and I sitting there all alone, feeling like fools for wasting $ 30 on this BS. Damien wore jeans and a wife beater for the majority of his «performance» and never once even looked at us or acknowledged our presence. In fact, he stayed on the complete opposite side of the stage as us.
I asked the door girl if it was always this dead at both places. She said that they were usually packed with 120 people. mind you, this was a Saturday night, and I doubt the maximum capacity of the building was anywhere above 50.
I was done. We had wasted time and money (on our nights off!) for this stupidity? I needed another smoke before we hit the road.
Toa saw us leave and followed us out while harassing us some more for money. Then, he called me fat, asked if I had any children, and rubbed my belly. I was irate and cussed him out in Samoan. He proceeded to ask my friend if she was a man or a woman — he thought she was a fa’afafine. I’m pretty sure that’s NOT the way you go about trying to hustle people for lap dances — sorry, Toa, but you’re DONE.
Overall, this is the worst «strip club» that I have ever been to — and that goes for both Stallions AND Centerfolds next door. If anyone from Oahu is reading this, and has been to Alley Cats, know that I would give Alley Cats 4 Stars compared to this place.
Save your time, energy, money, and hopes, and don’t go here.

I would actually give this place 3.5 stars if I could, but it’s always nice to round up.
I once lost my phone on a ski slope when it fell out of my pocket on the ski lift. Finding it again was still easier than trying to find a male strip club in Seattle. After combing Unilocal and wading through ads for private strippers, I finally found what is quite possibly the only male strip club in the entire city of Seattle. This club is located next to a Centerfolds (the female version). I assume they are owned by the same people as the two facilities share one customer bathroom. I guess there isn’t much of a demand for male strippers in Seattle because the difference in investment between the two is quite apparent. Stallions is dark, the carpet and the chairs seem old, and the stage is small with just one pole off to the side. Instead of having a room for private lap dances, they have these large sofas with high sides off to the side of the room.
Let’s be honest though. People don’t come here to admire the décor. They come here to have ding a lings shaken in their faces with a level of skill that that their boyfriends and husbands either lack or are unwilling to take the time to perfect. I came here for my friend’s bachelorette party. It was pretty empty on the night we were here, though I’ve been told that it’s often a little more crowded (apparently June is a slow month for these types of establishments). Clubs are not allowed to serve alcohol in Seattle, so if you want to add some boozin to the adventure, you need to do it beforehand. We sat down in the chairs and were read the rules. They included things like no touching, fondling, spanking, etc. All rules were promptly disregarded. It’s not that we were a particularly naughty party, it’s just that the dancers themselves provided a rather gratuitous amount of dry humping, twerking, lap dancing, and general gyrating. At times there was perhaps a little too much one on one attention. This is absolutely not a good place to be if you are horrified by the prospect of being touched by strangers. Some of them are rather aggressive in trying to get you to buy a private dance. All in all, I felt like I received a more than fair amount of services for what I paid. If one can describe a strip club as being a good deal, this is certainly it.
Price: I appear to have forgotten the cover fee in the onslaught of wang waggling, but I think it was $ 15. The site says $ 20, but I recall we paid less than that. Maybe it was just because it was a bit empty when we went. Bring $ 20 just to be safe. All the stage performances are covered by the cover, though of course tips are encouraged. We also paid $ 15 for a private lap dance for our bachelorette. There doesn’t appear to be a set time limit for the private session so I’m not quite sure how much $ 15 will get someone else.