ONEMILLIONSTARSTOCAMPMINIWANCA! We’re the Miniwanca girls, you better beware! We’ve got the cleanest cabins, and the clean underwear. We’ve got the food that sinks the ships in Stony, Michigan, too! And if you don’t believe us, well, it’s your waterloo. And when it rains in Tribal Games, you know we never complain! We’d like to stay all summer, but we’re going insane. We’re gonna meet ‘em, and greet ‘em, and love ‘em, and leave ‘em and make friends tonight! CAUSEWE’RETHEMINIWANCAGIRLS, ANDWE’REALRIGHT! Cheers to the absolute BEST moments of my life. I love you, sisters!