Whataburger

Big fan of their breakfast taquitos, chicken biscuits, and burgers. Especially since there aren’t any of these where I’m from.

If you were to regionalize fast food burgers, I’d say White Castle takes the North and East, In and Out takes the West and Whataburger takes the South. I do love me some Whataburger! Today, I got the Monterey Melt burger with a side of onion rings cooked to perfection and a Coke Zero to wash out the leftover remnants of a delicious maduro cigar I was smoking as I puttered around town (ahhhhhhh, summer!) Tomorrow, the gym! Seriously! I’m supposed to be on an anti-​inflammatory diet… ever heard of it? Ugh. It’s basically everything good that I love… and I can’t have any of it! Look it up. Anti-​Inflammatory diet. But today, I loosened the reins, and I find them easy to loosen, I really do! And hit up my ol’ WB. WB? I don’t find you the least bit inflammatory, unless you’re talking about my burning passion for just about everything on your menu!