As I’m sitting in the well-thought-out but pretty-cramped-for-the-volume-of-business-they’re-getting drive-thru, I think to myself, «I’m here again. This is embarrassing. Not because they may recognize how many times I’ve been here lately, but this place and its wickedness is my only defense for my obvious weight gain of late…» Yes, Sip’n is the reason I need new pants. There is just such a fine line between good and evil. Sip’n rides that fence, and is both sooo delicious(teehehe) and sooo nefarious in their non-soda based offerings! I am not a soda drinker. I’ve no use for the new«soda bar» fad. So, if you’re hoping for a review based on that side of their menu, you won’t find it here; other than I can tell you that all the same sodaddicts who love the other places, love this one even more. What you will get at Sip’n — probably repeatedly, like myself — is a whole wicked treat menu, complete with photos(more evidence of their organized villiany); and 100% fresh fruit smoothies that encorporate unique options and deliver strongly on flavor. I have really loved every smoothie I’ve had. They will make your smoothie with either a milk or water base. Their treats consist of donuts, homemade Oreo and Mint Oreo, cinnamon rolls. and what I now refer to as Satan’s Crack(sounds bad, eh?)…Peanut Butter Bars. I’m a longtime PBB enthusiast, and will typically order one if it appears on a menu. If you’re the same way and you’re on a diet, forget your read this and don’t even get within a mile of here. If not dieting, well, all bets are off. Good luck to you, because these are incredible. They remind me of the school-lunch PBB of the days of yore. So, so good, and so, so evil. Now, this may be one of the coolest aspects of Sip’n for me — Dole Whips! They have Dole Whips, everyone! My inner 9-year-old can’t help squealing whenever I get one. They have pineapple(and vanilla), but, really, get the pineapple, seriously. They offer three sizes, the smallest of which is way too small for a reasonable adult human, and the largest of which is massive and glorious! So, definitely get the large. Share it with someone you really reeeeeally love. I have not yet tried the shave ice, but I can see it happening. It’s just that I can’t resist the smoothies. And the Dole Whips. And the treats… oh my.
