1320 Club

Feels like something is missing here wouldn’t really call it a strip club just a bar with like five girls that are actually attractive.

Started coming because it was a strip joint very local to where I work, kept coming because George, the bartender, is stellar. Everytime I show up, he has a beer ready for me. He always greets me with a smile and a handshake. Phenomenal dude.

This place was kind of depressing, the girls didn’t seem happy about being there, for a Saturday night I thought there would be more people around. The few other people there were not lively at all. One guy kept on trying to talk to every girl who went on stage in the middle of their dance. They don’t have much of a selection for alcohol, they charged us $ 6 each for cheap beer. The place was so small that only one girl danced at a time, the girls weren’t as good looking as the ones in the pictures. I felt bad when every time one of the girls came up to dance they had to put a dollar in the jukebox to get their dance music. Only two girls had good moves. We left nearby to paper moon where it was way better.

This place has always been four stars in the past but I am updating my thoughts and giving them five stars today. I was in here tonight and the place has been totally remodeled and looks like a very upscale sophisticated gentleman’s club.
Within two minutes of entering the door the bartender remembered my name even after being gone and not visiting the establishment for almost a year. As I sat in the chair I was surrounded by extremely beautiful women walking back and forth being friendly and associating with the patrons of the club.
One of the dancers named Skylar came and sat next to me and we talked and she did not hassle me for a private lap dance which always happens when you’re in any kind of gentleman’s club as you well know.
Throughout The night while I was there I had great conversations with many of the dancers who were very warm and friendly. They all had different and unique ideas for outfits to wear that were classy And very sexy. I recommend this place for anyone who wants to go to a relaxed atmosphere be able to have a great time with many beautiful women surrounding them.

went for titties stayed for lamb chops…

The bartender is a friend and he’s a good guy. I went in for the novelty of it because my GF said I could go. I had to meet George anyway. The food was much better than I anticipated. The food was very good! Don’t forget the Giggly Gyrating entertainment. Lol

Considering where they are located and what they have to work with, i think this place is great!
I have been here a few times with friends. The place is not real obvious, settled in to a small strip mall in Springfield. The place is dark, music loud and food is good. Nothing is great, but it’s a fun place to have a beer with friends when you are tired of the same old thing.
Most of the girls that came to the table were friendly and easy going. Being a woman, I didn’t know what to expect the first time I went. I was pleasantly surprised. The pasties and g-​strings are pretty tasteful and many of the girls wear lingerie. In the past few years, I have only encountered bad service once, and I figure EVERYONE has a bad day from time to time…

The 1320 Club is a fun safe and friendly bar and adult entertainment spot. I would categorize this club as a «bar with benefits «rather than a strip club. That distinction is important in gaining perspective into the club’s niche. Because of the tight State and County restrictions, the giirls there are clad in thongs over thongs and pasties. They cannot have ANY physical contact with the patrons whether dancing on the main stage, or in the fairly secluded private dance stage. They do not pressure the patrons to tip and are generally friendly and approachable. The niche filled by this venue is for a spot where one can watch scantly clad girls dancing provocatively while enjoying some inexpensive cold beers. Albeit a bit rustic (read: needs to be renovated) this club is certainly a refreshing diversion from your typical chain restaurant bar. It has more of a local watering hole feel, and the service there is friendly and quite attentive. I recommend it for an afternoon/​evening of tasteful interactive adult entertainment.

The only other review here seems unfair. As far as I know the adult club is one of maybe two or three in Northern Virginia. More than likely, they are stuck where they are after being grandfather in or something like that. My impression is that they do not spend much on upkeep since they are always a target for shutdown by holier than thou outfits. As to the girls and the club, they are pretty much average for dancers, with an occasional very good looking and good dancer. More likely there will be up to twenty or so dancing, one after another, which means there is always a dancer climin that pole. True, Virginia does not like nekked dances, so the girls put on small pasties and thongs under whatever they come out with. They apparently make most of their money with $ 1.00 tips that are expected, but customers are not obligated or harassed. At most the girl will ask your name and tell you hers, which is usually something along the lines Samantha :-) The waitresses are nice, polite, honest and might remember you if you go a couple times a year. Surprisingly, the menu is enough for this place and I have eaten good hamburger and steaks. Being a little cautious, I recently checked their health inspection reports. They do OK, normally and quickly correct whatever the inspector wants corrected. I guess they only serve beer and soft drinks, but I never asked. All-​in-​all this is an OK place for the guys to have a little eye candy fun and not get into trouble, unless they are incredibly stupid. I am reasonably sure that the after work and night hours are more active than the lunch or afternoon hours, but it is unlikely to be a wild place to visit.

curiosity killed the…
in my case it was ten minutes of my life.
walking back to my car from lunch i looked at the sign with the picture of dancing girl like so many mud flaps you see on 18 wheelers while driving down the interstate on a long road trip and i thought to myself no, it couldn’t be what i think it is, so i dared myself to dare me and i walked across the parking lot of the enlarged red strip mall and placed my hand upon the handle of the door and opened up the rabbit hole of black light pricked by pin holes of color.
the music pumped and thumped and before i knew it i was inside, standing alone like spock who has just been beamed down to some illogical planet, trying to adjust my irises to the cavern of what could be called a strip bar.
‘can i help you?‘
trapped
the waitress had me pinned to the ground as she looked me dead in the eyes with her tendentious question
’um. yeah, i’ll have an o’douls’
what other answer was there?
i sat down at one of those tiny, circular table that sits up like an ostrich and waited for my pretend beer to be delivered. a blond girl that i could barely discern danced on the stage to some terrible dance pop music as if bored out of boredom. she danced in a white thong with silvery pasties upon her nipple parts, due to the fact that this establishment, being in the commonwealth, does not allow people to be fully naked, as it is a sin against man and g-​d, in the presence of another person.
the beer was delivered and i sipped in gulps of haste while smelling the smoke of chain smoking business men chatting up the dancing girls cuddled beside them and the baseball cap wearing, mullet proletariat workers enjoying their lunch time beer break. i finished my play beer before the next girl got on stage and left.
i left wondering why any of these men bothered to come into this establishment (but that answer is for another essay) and how these girls made any money and why they chose this place in particular to work and why this place was deemed a good spot for business, as it is stuck in the middle of an enlarged, ugly red strip mall full of kabobs, korean and indian video stores, terrible tacos, and tiny halal food stores.