McDonald’s

Ain’t nothin’ wrong with this Mickey D’s. When I walked in, they were playing R.E.M. And the men’s room was very clean. Actually, the whole place was spiffy. Service was nice too. They had unsweetened iced tea and Coke Zero in the fountain machine. What more can two travellers ask for?

We weren’t lovin’ this place during our visit today! The Golden Arches get a double frown from us. To start off, we aren’t sure what we did to piss off the order taker but she was either having a bad day or fresh off death row. We had to repeat multiple parts of our order and it was neither confirmed nor was it friendly. We were quickly given a total and told to pull up. We paid and were given a very sarcastic «have a nice day» as if this was a major inconvenience to her. Arriving at the second window, we were ignored for over 3 minutes before our order was practically thrown at us. We then discovered that we were not given straws for the drinks or spoons for the oatmeal. We attempted to discuss our experience with the manager who not only yelled at her employees but didn’t seem to care one iota about what we’re saying and was simply patronizing us and nodding along. Apparently there was a movie playing behind us, as all of the employees gathered around the window to hear our complaint. We finally just gave up, accepted our fate and headed home. We definitely won’t be coming back, and you shouldn’t either!

Terrible
Told me they only take cash.
I had just gotten off work and was in the mood for some nice nuggets.
I pulled up to the squawk box then they dropped that bomb on me CASH ONLY!
It’s 2015!