Ice Cream and Things

You know you’re still in a city that hasn’t quite made it when you have places like this in prime real estate. As a fan of the dive, I am inclined to like this spot, however I’m confused. The décor is a little scary, in my mind they had macramé, but maybe I’m dreaming. Think of a strange church bazaar…
My last visit:
Okay, you have food, kinda like a deli? Should I sit down and get a sandwich? But wait, you wanna be a barista and make me some espresso over there? Oh, wait, ok, my kid wants ice cream and you have a set up like 31 flavors over here? What’s that funky cookie display over there? Never mind.
Tell you what, I’ll go over by these weird fake plants and let my kid sort it out… la di da