Canoes Cabaret

It sucks having to wait while other people just stroll in and out. Horrible service

I don’t know how you can hate a club inside a casino. Seriously, what are you expecting? THe bar was amazing, there was plenty of seating, dance floor was a good size, and the host of the Rockaroke (So hard to say.) was so cute and very funny. I also love any where I can smoke inside while drinking, so that was a huge plus. I was also very grateful to the waitress who brought me 2 drinks at last call. She knows whats up!
Overall, I’ll be back, and not just because I live down the street!

The Canoes Cabaret is a good place to have a good time though I liked it better a few years ago. The acts they have are solid but one section of the Cabaret has a pillar which makes viewing problematic. They used to show the acts on a big screen next to the stage which compensated but no longer do that which was a poor decision.
The bartenders know what their doing but the lines are sometimes long and they could use a couple more waitstaff on busy nights. They keep tables clean but get ready for closing a little too early at times. They used to have 3 flat screens on the walls that played music videos when acts took a break along with the big screen which kept the atmosphere lively but now they only play music. You’d think they’d at least play their Tulalip Casino commercials between acts. Preferred when they played music videos because it gave a great nightclub vibe to the place when the act wasn’t playing, keeping the atmosphere lively. Prices on drinks are fair but occasionally will have a good special going.
Closing the MPulse Lounge (which I miss) has caused customers to move over to the Cabaret which sometimes has made for an overly full Cabaret and seating difficult, Friday and Saturday nights mostly. I’ve wondered if at times they have more patrons there than what fire code permits. But that’s been the exception and not the norm. However it can get busy. Recommend getting there early before the act starts, especially on Fridays and Saturdays and sometimes on Sunday nights also. Yup, they’re busy on Sundays also. They’re that popular.
Security has a very visible presence, sometimes that’s good sometimes not. It does make it so it’s safe but for people who aren’t causing any trouble it can be bothersome having security checking you out every so often. It’s like they’re hovering over you sometimes. A little discretion would be advised.
They do keep tinkering, trying new things. They briefly served cups of peanuts and pretzels, on busy nights waitstaff will take your order for food from the Carvery which only recently updated their menu after being relatively unchanged for some years. I wish they had recycle bins as well as trash bins for people’s waste.
All in all, one of the better cheap dates in the Puget Sound area. I’d actually give this a 3.75 star rating rather than a 4 if I could but still would recommend the Canoes Cabaret as a good place for a good time, whether by yourself, a date night or with a group of people.

I love coming here for the free comedy shows but the service is always incredibly slow and they consistently get the orders wrong.

Went here friday night to watch a band with a group of friends it was my first time there the band was great had people dancing. The waitress was great at cleaning tables but never once ask my table if we wanted a drink I figured maybe she was just a cleaner so our table went to the bar ourselves.
The bar service sucks. Have two bars where you can order but the line was long only one girl each making drinks while behind the bar you see at least 4 people why couldn’t they jump in and make drinks. .
Finally it’s my turn I ask for a blue moon & the bar girl gives me an old one that was sitting there. I just left with it because my group was waiting for me. Horrible $ 4.75 ugghh. I gave her my .25 cents because I could not wait otherwise nothing.
1 star because they kept cleaning.
1 star for the band.
ZERO for waitress & bar service. I only drank 2 beers because it was the most horrible service. I would have spent more on drinks if the cleaner ask us if we wanted drinks.
If you want to drink bring your own better chance of having a good time.
Will never go back unless they have a change in service.
You NEED BAR RESCUE.
All that bar serving space wasted. All those cleaner people wasted hours. You need people taking drink orders & serving it in a timely manner.

Super fun place, was there with a group listening to live band. Styx tribute band. Seating was a little strange, I could not understand why we had ropes around our table. We had to duck under or step over to leave the table. But, the band was great, drinks were plentiful, and it was a rocking evening ! Loved it

Went here today to watch football games. This is the only place I’ve found in the area that has the Direct TV package if you want to watch an out of market game. Service was very good. The «natives» are priceless and will insult each other and their team allegiances throughout the games but count that as free entertainment. After 5 Makers Marks, a burger and fries, and a Redskins Win I left very happy and it only cost $ 25!

We went here last night for my friends birthday and had a decent time. They had live bands playing which was pretty cool, but it was WAY too loud. You couldn’t have a conversation at all.
You also had to go to the bar to order your own drinks. There were waitresses walking around, but they were mostly only clearing tables and wiping them down. They weren’t taking any orders or serving any drinks.
Drink prices were pretty relative to what I’ve seen; about $ 4.50 for a well drink, and two shots of tequila were $ 11. I’m amazed that the casino isn’t charging less for drinks, since you know they want you to be happy and stay and play for a long time.
There was dancing at the front by the stage, and it was pretty funny to see how worked up the 40yo’s were getting at the music the band was playing. It was also just funny to see how they danced, because it’s far different from any club I’ve been in (which makes sense, since I’ve really only been into hip hop clubs.)
I think I’d go back to this place again, but probably only with a group of girls, since Cam was a bit of a poop about the loud music. When did we start acting so old???

I would love to give this a solid 5 star review as I have really been enjoying the sunday night tribute concert series but the horrible service I recieved today knocks it down to a three. Great place to see a show. Beautiful casino. Beautiful room. Love the starlite ceiling. Big tv screens in case you cant see the stage well. Even little containers of pretzels and goldfish no other food though. But my waitress was horrible apparently she only provides service to people drinking alcohol. Other waitresses seemed much better and I am sure drink service at the bar is fine too. This girl just really ruined my night and as I write this still thirsty.

I really try to like this place. We go typically on Thursday, Friday, or Saturday nights. My wife loves to dance and it is one of the closest places around. The bands are ok, but it can get pretty repetitive. If I never hear «Play that funky music white boy» or «I will survive» again I sure wouldn’t complain. Why is it that these 70’s/80s tribute bands stick to the same 20 – 30 songs from those decades?
The drink service here from a couple of the cocktail servers is quite good, but for the most part it ranges from bad to horrible. Last night I ordered a beer and waited 20 minutes before giving up and going to the bar to get it myself. Waitress comes back 10 minutes later and apologizes, so I give her the benefit of the doubt. I then order a bottled water which *NEVER* arrives…
Also, the sound and lighting in this place is complete crap. The lights are never quite dim enough to give it that comfortable club/​bar feel, and the music is never quite loud enough for my tastes. The sound system at the clubs in Muckleshoot and Snoqualmie are far superior.
Fortunately it also seems that my wife is finally getting sick of it as well, particularly after a band that was more mediocre than most the other night… so hopefully I won’t have to go back.

This review is for the Canoes Carvery deli at the Tulalip Casino Resort. It’s not that the food is bad, its that it once was spectacular. When the Resort opened in 2003 this place offered up the best fresh cut sandwiches in the Puget Sound Region. They had a turkey breast, pork tenderloin, and beef brisket always ready to be freshly cut and served on baguettes with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and Dijon mustard. They were so wonderfully simple, yet tasty. My friends and I would often make the trip from Mount Vernon just for the sandwiches, and then stay and gamble the night away. What a shame the tribe decided to cheapen up this joint with pre-​sliced deli meats.

There’s always something interesting happening here! The Cabaret has a nice atmosphere, good drinks, and good shows! The only thing is, if you don’t smoke, it can be a little unpleasant because it can get very smokey! But hey, most of the shows there are free!

Ventilation sucks. If you’re a non-​smoker, don’t bother. The VERY FEW non-​smoking areas in this casino are the only areas worth being in.

I have been to the Canoes Cabaret many times in the past. There is not much to do in Marysville (been here pretty much my whole life) and this is definitely the highlight of the town! Haha!
Wednesday night is Comedy Night! Strong drinks and a free comedy show? Who could beat that?! When you go to the comedy show you are pretty much taking a ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ chance of an actual GOOD show. Sometimes they have people who have never done it before and sometimes they have people who have been on Comedy Central and traveled all over the world to make people laugh.
The comics were not too bad this time. The service was horrible. The Cabaret has about 5+ waitresses and not one came to ask if we needed a drink. I have never had that happen before. All night no service! Kind of irritating. Its not like we were hidden in the crowd, we were in the front row! Tried calling her over a couple times but got the cold shoulder. Like I said, I have been to the shows many times, but I don’t ever remember being rude to any of the waitresses so I don’t have any idea what the deal was.
I would recommend Comedy Night at the Canoes to anyone who is looking to release those endorphins in the middle of the week! As they say, «Laughter is the best medicine»!

So Tuesday nights in the North end, the way NORTH end of Seattle is Karoake at the Tulalip Casino!
The big one… and what makes this so different from other average Karoake bar’s? Well I will tell you!
How about a chance to sing with a live band? And onstage?
Inside the Tulalip to the left is the Cabaret Bar or Cabaret Café?
I’ve actually gone there a few times to watch the Seahawk’s play on a giant movie screen. Very lovely, cheap beer and food!
It was mostly a heavy metal night, alot of the people’s who were performing were awesome! But they definitely were rocking it out with the metal!
The host, Robert, or Bob looked kind of like that wrestler in the 80’s Captain Lou? He played Cindi Lauper’s father in that little music video show on MTV?
Anyways he was quite talented at making people sound better!
I was tempted to give it a shot, but I had a scratching throat… I know! Excuse’s, excuse’s! But I really am sick!
Another day, and I will have to get drunk and also attempt to rock that stage too!
We all just want to be big rock stars and live in hill top passes.
Since this is on Native American/​Indian soil, smoking is allowed, and I’m not a big fan of that, but they have a pretty amazing system that does a really good job of filtering out the smoky smell!
My Bud Light Draft was $ 2.75, and I don’t know if it was the glass or the pourer, but my beer was actually quite beautiful looking? It was quite dazzling! I only had 2, so I couldn’t have hallucinated that!
Fries were $ 1.50, I also had a BAD Key lime Pie, tooooo sweet! I like it tart. But they’ve got some great deal’s!
I will have to give this Live Band Karaōke a shot really soon!
– One side note — The Spazmatic’s, who dress up like Revenge of the Nerd’s, play there every Wednesday night at 9:30pm! The lead singer is sooo hot! I may have to pop in on that??? Maybe I’ll go tonight!