Dunkin’ Donuts

Try to get a donut, we’re out
Try to order a bagel, we’re out
Try to get a coffee, we’re out
So what the fuck do you have. This is always the case when I go here and I live less than 5 minutes away for 10+ years and have only been 3 times I will never go again

Pretty much your average Dunkin’ Donuts. I rarely go inside as they have a drive thru that goes pretty quick. As with most coffee places, it really depends on who is making your drink. Some days it’s on point, other days it’s not.

Located on 301 this Dunkin Donuts has been here forever. But I’ve noticed over the years how they have changed the size of the donuts. I love Boston crème donuts, but they’ve seemed to have shrunk in size. And for the other donuts like the maple or chocolate frosted I’ve noticed how much less frosting they’ve been using. I guess maybe I’m losing my taste for donuts or maybe I’ve outgrown these and need to try a donut from one of those fancier donut shops in DC.

Ugh… this place is so frustrating. I do not and would not go here because I get to frustrated just trying to place my order for them to get it right. Last time I came here only for two donuts for my kids as a surprise. I asked for one thing and got home and it was two original donuts… After repeating and correcting him three or four times how did I still end up with the wrong thing. The nice time I asked for vanilla chai and ended up with… I don’t know what it was, but it wasn’t what I asked for. Ok tonight my husband wanted to go here for a coffee, ordered a large coffee with extra cream and extra sugar, it tasted like someone put a cigarette out in the brew. He was so disappointed, I think he finally gets it now. This place is a waste.

Its 5:40 in the morning and the hot chocolate wasnt ready. I ordered 25 munchkins and i kept telling her what i wanted and she kept saying ’ i got it ’ and guess what, she gives me the ones i didnt even order. Service is super slow. We’re the only people at the store.

Drove up and kept on driving not worth the stop. You think as a popular chain they would put more effort into it.

Went at 8pm and guess what?! No donuts they were already getting ready to close (at 2 hrs prior closing time). No only that the cashier they had looked like he had just come off the street from begging. That alone made me not want to buy any donuts. The place is very dark and dingy. This was the first and last time I’ll come to this store!

Excellent customer service. The drive thru team was friendly, polite and efficient. We always find the food to be exactly as expected, with a wide range of choices. We will come again.

There are people who say «hate» is a strong word. I say to them two things:
1) Would it be more beneficial to keep all that hate inside only for it to melt my organs and cause internal bleeding?
2) STFU
I hate this place. Like seriously, Tom and Jerry/​Road Runner and Wylie Coyote type of hate. I have a sweet tooth and like baked goods. This Dunkin Donuts would seem like a natural fit given it’s proximity to my neighborhood. During my previous unsuccessful stops there, I’ve asked about brownies and apple fritters… only to be offered bagels. What??? I should have known something was wrong because I NEVER see the «PoPo» frequent this establishment, a tell-​tale sign of the quality of donuts… or their existence at all here.
I noticed on television commercials that Dunkin Donuts was advertising this heart donut that had frosting on top and vanilla cream in the middle. I love vanilla cream donuts (cue Homer Simpson drool sound). On my way home, I rolled up to this location’s drive thru with donut stars in my eyes. Making things even better, I see a banner advertising the V-​Day donuts as well as another ad on the drive thru menu promoting the same thing. I’m thinking «SCORE!».
The employee (who sounds just like Apu from the Simpsons) proceeds to take my order. I ask for the V-​Day heart donut. He says «vhat?» (yes I intentionally spelled it that way). I went on to describe the donut I was seeking. I asked him to look at the damn picture of the ads that HE and his CREW put up! He finally says «no we don’t have this thing».
At this point I’m disgusted. As I’m driving away, I see the banner again and my vision turns red. Who’s there to console me in my time of need? My hatred. Hello friend, how can you make me feel better? Hmmm, how about giving that banner the «R. Kelly treatment». Good idea!
Stay tuned…