Dunkin’ Donuts

It’s… Dunkin Donuts. In Webster, Mass. This applies to all four of them. Well, maybe not the one that occupies the old Sovereign Bank (and way formerly, Shawmut Bank, remember that??) ATM on East Main, because that’s just a peculiar use of space.
So. Like I said, it’s Dunkin Donuts in Webster. You don’t go here because you like coffee. You don’t go here because you enjoy quality breakfast food. You go here because you spilled your Fancy Snob Coffee in your car on the way to work. You go here because you’re having a midafternoon Fat Attack that can only be quelled by a duet of donuts (maple frosted, you are an evil temptress!). You go here because you want to support the Working Albanian-​American Moms Association of America. You go here because… well, it’s Dunkin Donuts in Webster — there are just so damn many of them.
I guess my ~guilty pleasure~ would be a large iced coffee, black, with a pinch o’ sugar, from the Dunks in the Gulf Station on Main Street, but only when the temp is 90+…and usually only when I’m buying gas at Gulf anyway. But then I bought a new car and I don’t think the giant cup will fit in my subcompact-​class cupholders.
Conclusion: two shameful stars.

There are four Dunks in this little Podunk town. This one is located on the Dudley town line and is the only one that makes the donuts. It is also the only one with any seating for those that need to get out of the car for a bit.
They are also the only one in town without a drive thru. The have a tiny little parking lot and it’s not unusual to have a line into the vestibule.