Mi Mariachi

This has to be the worst restaurant in the DMV. I was here to celebrate my aunts birthday. (worst decision ever) As we arrived we sat down and ordered drinks. I ordered a piña colada. When the server came back she forgot some of the drinks and had to remind her constantly to bring the drinks. Not to mention it was a slow Sunday. When the piña coladas arrived I tried mine and it tasted like a vanilla milkshake! WTF! I told the waiter that this didn’t taste like a piña colada with attitude she told me that it was a piña colada. She took it back to the bartender. (who doesn’t know clearly how to make drinks and seems like they picked this person from 7 – 11 and just gave him a job) When we got our drinks back it came back pink. She said they blended cherries with the piña colada. My boyfriend ordered a Long Island and it tasted like ice tea. So he ordered a pineapple vodka, the Spanish waiter didn’t even know what that was. I had to write it down for her I pretty much wrote how to make it pineapple juice and vodka. Btw the vodka has to be the cheapest type because the drinks are not good. I didn’t say anything else because I couldn’t believe how stupid these Langley park hoes didn’t understand what to do. So then I ordered a Mi Mariachi platter and my mom ordered a red snapper. When the food arrived everything was a mess. They were constantly running back and forth because they would forget the rice, tortillas, etc. My plate was suppose to come with chicken, shrimp, beef, and ribs. Well guess what now? No ribs. SMFH. I asked the Spanish waiter if the ribs were coming she said yes and they never came. I never bothered anymore because it seemed like she didn’t care. The chips that they offer at the place are those cheap generic chips and the salsa was TRASH. But anyway back to the meal that my mother got the red snapper was dry when she received it and per my mother the fish tasted old. Let’s not forget my farther went to the men’s restroom and when he opened the door there were 2 women in there so he waited and they stayed there so he opened the door again and told them «excuse me, isn’t this the men’s bathroom?» then they responded, «oh yea, I’m sorry» Unbelievable how this restaurant runs. I usually never write reviews but I want to warn those people to not come here not for first date not for family events, for nothing. Please avoid this place and go elsewhere. I think McDonald’s has better service than these people. STAY AWAY! WORST EXPERIENCE!
Vine a este lugar para celebrar el cumpleaños de mi tia. Fue la peor decision Por el mal servicio que nos dieron. No vuelvo a regresar. Este lugar esta lleno de puterio y el bartender esta hecho mierda porque no sabe hacer una piña colada. Lo unico que si sabe hacer es destapar cerveza corona y ponerle un limon y ya. La mesera con Pelo largo negro tiene actidud muy mala y estaba molesta cuando le pediamos bebidas o que nos trajera mas chips de las barateras. Pero bien que andaba de culo suelto en el bar. No vengan aqui se be que es puterio y ya nos querian sacar Del restaurant para bailar con los hombres porque ya se estaban maquillando. En fin, la comida muy seca y no hay order. Me gusta el buen servicio y aqui no lo encontre. Mi papa fue al baño y estaban dos Pu*** en el baño. Eso no se ve bien. Eso se ve como prostitucion. Aqui me imagino que van puros borachos y ya tomados les vale el tipo de servicio o la calidad de la comida. Con que esten viendo a las meseras con eso se conforman. Mejor vayan a McDonald’s alli Los van a tratar mejor que aci. Jajaja

Just ordered from here for the first (and absolutely last) time. The food arrived cold, congealed, and disgusting. There was hair in both my meal and my husband’s, and only half of my chimichanga had filling — the rest was just soggy tortilla. The nachos didn’t have guacamole (as advertised), and we’re basically just stale chips with old cheese thrown on top. Do NOT order from this place.

Food delicious … The ceviche very fresh, the Service very nice … The only thing I didnt like was that the Manager treat poorly to One employee. I hope These doesn’t happen anymore…