Cards and Things. There’s a shop called Cards and Things. Oh dear, oh dear. Well, there’s no prizes for guessing what exactly Cards and Things sold, so based upon a completely unprejudiced judgement, in we popped for a 21st birthday badge. A quick skite around, and I found the badge stand, but they weren’t exactly of a high standard, so I decided to give the badge-buying idea a miss. Fair do’s to them mind you, there were indeed a good selection of cards, a few balloons, and a selection of scented candles made by «Our Own Candle Company». Interesting. Cards and Things was eerily quiet, and it took me a wee while to cotton on to the fact that there was no music. Ahhh, it was like shopping in Lidl. Please, just put a CD on… anything will do. It was at this stage the three of us left emptyhanded, deciding that the evidence for the name of this establishment was indeed conclusive, and realising that Lidl really is a very, very quiet place to shop. Good if you need a card… or a thing, if you prefer.