Knockouts

Visited here and regretted it very much with not a good thing to say about the place to be honest. Poor drink selection at high prices (besides their jäger. but seriously have some class) There’s a horrible rude bartender named Shawnie (I guess that’s how it’s spelled) and an awful manager named Jackie. The worst club I’ve been to besides Fantasy World which is also horrible. the DJ’s at both clubs are dead beat losers who treat everyone around them poorly, which is ironic because they are the poorest next to the doormen haha. Will never EVER go back. I had an issue with the staff members and a nasty stripper named Julia who could barely speak English. Disgusting place full of disgusting people.

Everyone knows about this place. You either hate it of love it. Just a quick FYI, I was in on 8÷29÷15 with a buddy for his birthday. While at the bar I noticed a cockroach crawling on his shoulder. I flicked the roach off of him and watched it scurry off into the «VIP» section.
Cleanliness isn’t high on the hiring standards, now I know it isn’t any better for the building.
Better than crabs I suppose.

The managers are great, the girls are friendly, the drinks are well-​made. Considering downtown Albuquerque is completely uninviting, this place is a gem in a sea of dilapidation.

Now these girls are just explosive! JK this is a inside joke to all the fellow Unilocalers. But seriously Knockouts really doesn’t have many Knockouts. But hey if you’re stuck downtown and have nothing else better to do then stop by and have a $ 2.50 bud light and watch some boobs and booty on stage. What I found funny about this place was the really good looking girls didn’t pester you for dances but the not so pretty girls were on the prowl for dances. That did get pretty annoying. But overall there are better strip joints such as TD’s north so if your looking for a good time go there instead.

Who doesn’t like ass n titties?
But not these things here, sorry.
I got a free dance from a newbie and she didn’t smell great.
There was one hot girl out of 15 near closing and me and my date got a fine dance. She even did stuff to me we didn’t $$ for. Hearts for eyes!
I love seeing fancy ladies dance, but it has ESP been in LA. It always was fun. Here was short, sad, desperate. Short songs, sad hopes, desperate feels everywhere.
But also the bar closes early and the rest of the girls are bunk. Guys hanging around are creepy, especially outside.

The inside was okay, the music a bit loud, the drinks okay, but not a whole lot of knockouts here, sadly. Maybe I came at the wrong time, but the more attractive dancers were the less experienced. I don’t want to badmouth anyone, but I wonder what would happen if the dancers were to be drug tested. I might give them another try, maybe.

Since this was my first visit to a strip club, I can’t fairly give it 5 stars, but the experience was exceptionally better than I could have imagined. First off, there’s no cover before 9 on weekdays, and great happy hour prices from 6−9pm. The stage is nice, with plenty of ringside seats that are quite comfortable. Ample tables throughout as well. The LD section is lit just enough, and while the booths are more like ample cubby holes in a row, theyvprovide all the privacy you need. The «bubble room» is actually just a similar section of ubby holes at the back of the club. Overall lighting and décor is great.
The dancers range in body type to suit all tastes, and are very friendly. Tanle dances are $ 5, LDs with one-​way contact (them touching you) are $ 10/​song, and two-​way contact (you can touch their arms, sides, and legs are $ 20. I personally enjoyed the 2 way LDs, but for the submissive in me one-​ways are great too. Talent ranges among the girls, but they all have different styles. Perhaps because of their style, some are better at showmanship, making you believe that they’re yours for those 5 – 10 min.
I recommend Hazel who was the first lady to give me a LD (the first lap dance I’ve ever had, actually.) She was talkative, sweet, and very nimble. Later I got some dances from Kaleea (I think that’s spelled right) She had a very different style of dance, which was very sensual, and her years of experience show in her moves. I ended the night with several dances from Meghan, who provided a sublime experience, truly. For my first strip club experience, I think little else could have made for a better time.
I will certainly return to this club for yet another memorable evening. Thank you to all the ladies who danced for me.
–Mark

Knock outs is a strip club located in downtown Albuquerque. I have only been to strip clubs a hand full of times (less than 5). I didn’t see any real «knockouts» although there where a few good looking girls. there is a full bar and the waitresses are attentive. I didn’t really dig this place but it was nice to come in and have a couple beers and tip the girls.