Tom’s Esquire Barber Shop

I have been going to this barber shop for many years. It is an olé time shop with experienced mature barbers. You can even get a shave. The shop is clean and the service is friendly.

Girls never go here! One native man cut my hair awfully! I told him to cut about 2 inches, but he cut 5 and it was not the same length after it:(

The barbers here only use clippers which is great if that’s what you like. I prefer a barber who uses scissors and spends a little more time getting it right.

If your a dude and looking for the traditional barber shop experience, this is one place you can go and not be disappointed.
By traditional, I mean old men waiting around for their «preferred» barber, razzing each other with back handed compliments, and incessantly watching Fox news. I’m a 31 year old bleeding heart liberal progressive and in addition to getting a good haircut I also come here to get my monthly dose of conservative hellfire propaganda. It keeps one regular.
Price is $ 15 for a regular haircut. I’ve never waited longer than 15 minutes. This is a no nonsense type of barbershop. It’s not a salon and your not going to get your hair washed, conditioned, or highlighted here. Well, at least I’ve never seen anyone get their hair washed here. Also, I’ve never seen a woman get their hair cut here either, much less be in the shop for more than a half hour. There are four regular barbers here and they all do a pretty decent job. They take their time and are quietly proud of their work. Everyone of them will ask you what you want and spent quality time giving you exactly what you asked for. Conversation varies.
Inevitable topics that will come up while getting your hair cut here:
1. Obama is secretly trying to take all our guns away.
2. Why don’t you have kids yet?
3. Obama is soulless. Like, literally, he has no soul.
4. Where are you going to hunker down when the socialists take over the government.
All these awkward topics and more can be yours for just $ 15. Even at the spritely age of 31, I’m the youngest person I have ever seen in the shop. Perhaps they secretly know I vote democratic and they are just trying to get me riled up. Regardless, its a descent place and you get a descent hair cut for a fair price. Free jolly ranchers too. Don’t forget they only take cash.