Dunkin’ Donuts

Sitting here trying to enjoy a coffee and what’s on the stinking TV, Fox Bloody News. Two requests either turn off the sound or put it on CNN. At least then your customers won’t be subject to some bull crap partisan indoctrination. Either that or leave the fragging remote BEHIND the counter.

I’ve really got a vendetta against Dunkin Donuts lately. Sorry to single out this particular establishment, but it does come into play a few paragraphs down.
They’ve been scooting by on their mediocrity for some time now. DD falls into the same category as places like Subway. Subway is Subway, no matter if you are in Green Point, Illinois or Waseca, Oregon. It’s all the same. And I think we feel a numb sense of security knowing what we are going to get. But the predictability is getting old.
I’ve been waiting patiently for the Chick-​fil-​A to open on Federal Road. Anyways, Dunkin Donuts had a sign for a chicken on a biscuit combo that caught my fancy. (why, oh why… I’m smarter than this!) Is there anything Dunkin Donuts serves warm that does not come out of a microwave? When as a society did we sign off on this, and why is it ok? You can’t freakin’ microwave tater tots! (calling them hash browns would be an insult to hash browns) BTW, the sandwich was awful. Dunkin Donuts, you are a joke. Leave the chicken sandwiches to the professionals!
The coffee is… well, you know what it tastes like. The donuts are OK, but small.
Back to my original thought: The Subways and Dunkin Donuts of the world have got to step up their game. Plenty of rivals such as Donut Delight and Jersey Mikes are making them look like the pre-​fab, predictable, lame-​o food factories that they are.
If any of the proprietors of Donut Delight are reading this: PLEASE set up shop in, or near Brookfield!!! Best coffee, best donuts, end of story.