Christian Bale

I like that your Batman Raspy voice got less annoying in each Batman movies, one after the other. This last movie was good, I mean really good. I think people are not giving enough credit to this movie. I am more of a fan of your roles like The Fighter, 3:10 to YUMA, Harsh Times, The New World and Reign of Fire. Oh yeah and BATMAN BEGINS.
–Who can ever forget the name Patrick Bateman, even if you have never seen that movie.

My wife loves you.
I, on the other hand, love your Dark Knight voice…
I use it to counsel emotionally disturbed friends…

Dude.
First of all, is there any kind of character he can’t portray? He looks like he could be a charmer, a psycho, a junkie, a psychologically warped philanthropist who’s into dressing like an overgrown bat… etc. He’s like chameleon… but in human form.
Secondly, he’s hella dedicated to stuff. like the environment and his wife (his first and only! Isn’t that romantic? *sigh*)
Thirdly, he’s a great actor: Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and the Fighter– amazing performances!
Lastly, homeboy is wayy easy on the eyes. That coupled with the passion that he has for his craft and his family makes him extra extra hot. I mean, just look at him! Now, imagine him saying something like, «I’ll put the baby to bed, Loli, you’ve had a long day.» Rawr!!!

He looks like an ex from Ireland. 5 stars.
Which constantly reminds me of why I dumped him. 4 stars.
But then there’s that odd-​looking grin of his with the teeth. 5 stars.
Rugby! 6 stars.
The circus thingy…5 stars.
El Maquinista; 4 stars.
Vegetarianism. 5 stars.
Greenpeace and Gloria Steinem — 3 stars.
But who are we kidding here, really? Overall über hotness — 10 stars.
Bring it …

In response to E.V. –I will chainsaw you to pieces and F up that pretty little face of yours, woman!!! Now get to steppin!!!
ANYWAY, Christian Bale’s wife needs to get a divorce already. Bitch needs to move along so I can show Christian what it’s all about.

This guy can play anyone!
Batman — Saves Gotham from the criminals and crazies.
John Preston — Saves our society from emotional detachment.
John Conner — Saves what’s left of the world from the Machines.
Jesus — Saves the world in the end.
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And when he’s not saving everyone’s asses, he’s quite the ladies man…
Laurie — He’s the only reason why I watched Little Women.
John Rolfe — He married Pocahontas.
Patrick Bateman — Uh… sorry, ladies.
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Edit: Back off, Izzy, he’s mine!!!