BESTDUNKIN’ DONUTSEVER. When I decided my life was stable enough again to revisit caffeine, I went for it. In the winter, the nice mustachioed Indian woman always got it right — «Medium hot vith cream and shugar?» Yes! Now that it’s hot, the nice mustachioed Indian woman still knows — «Small iced vith cream and shugar?» Yes again! Plus, it’s CONNECTEDTOTHEEL. This is probably the wrong address but point is, I only have to be outside for like 3 seconds. And considering Chicago has exactly 6 days of moderately comfortable weather each year, I like this attribute. Fast. Cheap. Clean enough. Also, the nice mustachioed Indian woman’s sidekick is a raging bitch and I love her. Her mouth is always half open and there are at least 4 faint stains on her uniform at any one time. Once she was helping me and the phone rang: «Dunkin’ Donuts, canIhelpyou… No…That’s not us… SHOOT, I DON’T KNOW… DO. I. SOUND. LIKE. THE. YELLOW. PAGES?» Heart.