Eddies Calzones

Okay so I actually ate here a few months ago while on a trip with some friends but I just remembered the worst calzone I have ever eaten and was instantly angry all over again and feel compelled to warn any other drunk calzone loving Americans. After a long night of drinking one of my friends decides that we need calzones, and where better to order calzones from than a place named after them? As it turns out, the answer is anywhere. He ordered 3 buffalo ranch calzones (mistake #1: why order three of the same calzone) which was a new style for me but I’m pretty calzone curious so I was eager to try them. When they finally showed up 45 minutes later we had the pleasure of paying for the worst «food» I’ve ever eaten. The calzones were completely inedible, I would say that these tasted worse than wallpaper paste. They were absolutely horrendous, I’m sure if you sent them to starving children in Africa even they would turn up their noses to these subpar calzones. They would try to feed them to the local village dogs who would rather abandon them on the streets like a stolen get away car than eat for the first time in weeks. These very same calzones would probably sit on that road a few millennium because I’m sure that even bugs and mold would rather die or eat dirt than eat one of those god awful buffalo chicken calzones.
Maybe their other calzones are good but I assure that the buffalo chicken calzone will be the worst thing you’ve ever eaten.

Worst service in Columbia hands down. If they give you the wrong order, they tell you that you are wrong for ordering from them. Such a terrible restaurant with terrible staff and ownership. Worst place to eat in Columbia.

First we were told they could deliver to our apartment, waited for 45 mins just to get a phone call to tell us that they could not?! With no way for us to pick up the food. So not only did they lose out on potential money but they also wasted food since they already made our order.): I was very disappointed being my first time ordering from them!

Dank

Have very good calzones, however there staff is extremely rude. I am waiting for my food at the pickup counter and I am being constantly screamed at for no reason. Probably won’t come back simply because they were so rude to me.

I got the Dragon Calzone they delivered in about 30 mins and lets just say I was in heaven. One of the best calzones I have ever had and very filling. For just a dollar more they make the calzone a pound.

Very disappointed! Staff was VERY in attentive… almost like ALL were new to the job and first day. Food was horrible… might be great if you are drunk and it is 3AM! Would not even recommend for bathroom stop!!!

NOT open till 4am. They do have good calzones. But they need to change and be honest with their hours. I will be willing to change my review after a proper response from the business explaining why when I try to order during their POSTED business hours they answer the phone and tell me they are closed.
Edit– thank you for your response and the explanation. Thank you

Pretty good base calzones. Obviously not an authentic italian calzone, but definitely great. They deliver until 4AM which is a huge plus. They’re called «Fast Eddies» but delivery usually takes from 30 – 50 minutes. I order from here all the time, and they are my number 1 past 12AM food delivery service.

I will not be returning to Fast Eddie’s. It was slow, they incorrectly labeled the calzones and got a vegetarian calzone mixed up with a pepperoni which was frustrating, and there was little seating, specifically with no child seat. Whenever we informed them of the forgotten calzone, they said it was coming right up, but when we reminded them the second time, they hadn’t even started making it. Again, very frustrating. The worst part, however, was the fact that my group of 7 could hardly hear each other speak over the yelling of the food line employees. If you want a sub-​par calzone with a crappy experience, then yeah this place gets five stars. If you have any standards for your pizza/​calzone/​general eating out experience, skip Fast Eddie’s.

Alright, to be completely honest… I didnt even want to order from here. I really wanted pizza but my group voted calzones and I didn’t want to be that guy, so I caved and looked at the menu.
Holy cow. Choices.
Tons of different variations of calzones. Meat, veggie, breakfast, dessert… they got wild.
Delivery guy was really chill for having to deal with 6 different individual orders and was patient as we stumbled through breaking change.
Calzone was AMAZING. cheese. So much. Tons of cheese, and the toppings were all excellent. I got the Italian Calzone and finished in in about 9 minutes.
You really surprised me Fast Eddies. You will definitely see me again.

Ok. Here’s the skinny. Fast Eddies. My hat is off to you guys. I’m was staying in a hotel downtown for New Years. It’s 3:45am and I’m very hungry. Called Columbia restaurants for 30 min. No one was open. Then I found Fast Eddies. The food was delivered on time and it was great! The food was delicious and the portions were really good. This is now my spot for late late night hunger binges. Keep up the good work guys.

We loved Fast Eddies when it first opened! First place I can count on for quality late night food whether it was a drunken meal or an after work meal. I enjoyed the food service and convenience so much I caught myself getting it twice a week during the summer. The past threes times I have had the worst experience with this company. Including: 1^st bad experience there was so much spinach on my spin and chick that it was unedible when I called to ask about it my response was sorry nothing I can do, 2^nd bad experience I ordered my usual spin and chick I always ask for a side of honey mustard and I received none (this is like a jack and coke with out the jack), the third time (always my favorite bc this is the make or break) I received a smaller than usual calzone and guess what’s missing, the extra sauce I always ask for. Now my question is if the establishment has my name number and address (which makes me feel like a valued customer) why am I no longer being valued? When I finally complained, I was connected to a manager who rushed me off the phone and it has now taken thirty minutes to receive my honey mustard while my calzone took ten to find out the sauce I asked for is now a different ingredient and tastes awful. (I asked for honey mustard not Dijon) I am highly disappointed in an establishment I considered so friendly and hands on to be going so down hill. I hope them the best of luck and things turn around.
Oh side note: don’t worry by the time I got my honey mustard my calzone was inedible and I got no consolation for my bad experience. Not even an apology.

Absolutely terrible service. visited from out of town. got charged for more than what my order was supposed to be and they said they would change it by the end of the night but they never did. called the next 2 days to see if they could fix it but they couldn’t do anything. I feel as if they stole money from me.

Have been here a couple of times and have really enjoyed the calzones. Tuesdays are 2/​$ 10 and other times the 60 or so calzones are $ 7. The side sauce is great and each time the bread has been cooked perfect. Wings were good as well but a bit pricey at $ 8.