High Five Carryout

You’ve seen «Half Baked» starring Dave Chappelle, right? Well, then you’re familiar with the concept of «bodegas.» («Say it with me, bo-​de-​gas.»)
High 5 Carryout is a bodega if I’ve ever seen one. Everything in the store is extremely old and dusty and/​or expired and the selection is EXTREMELY limited and picked over. However, I’m sure you could buy just about any illicit substance your little heart desires if you were so inclined — you just have to have the correct «code.» This place just screams «cover» for some sort of illegal activity.
There has been a Somalian fellow working every time I’ve come in here, and he’s been on the phone each and every time and not stopped his conversation in his native tongue while ringing up my purchases (usually lottery tickets or a 12-​pack of some sort, LATE at night).
The place reeks of stale incense and there are very humorous trinkets for sale under the glass counter. (All mostly dusty and consisting of stuff that no one in their right mind would ever, ever purchase.)
Get in, get yer shit (if they have it, which they probably won’t), and get out. Only dope heads and late-​night drunkards need apply.