Wellington Place of Coppell

If you are looking for an affordable, clean, safe, well maintained apartment complex this side of the metroplex, look no further. Wellington Place of Coppell has been my home for the past 2 years, and I do not intended to go anywhere soon. The staff has been consistent during my time here, any maintenance request is ALWAYS taken care of 100% within the next business day. I live in an upgraded unit, and the amenities are very nice, especially for the price!

Why hello there! Looking for an apartment? You’ve come to the right place!
My name is Lucifer and I’m the owner of this fine establishment. We’re one of the HOTTEST places around right now, and for good reason. Here are some of the amenities we offer to all our «permanent» residents:
* Noise — Gnashing of teeth? Wailing of tongues? That’s so 14^th century! No, at Wellington you’ll be able to listen to the constant noise of screaming children and teenagers 24 hours a day. For good measure, we also occasionally have fireworks and loud music. If you’re especially lucky and land an apartment on the first floor, you’ll have the pleasure of listening to your neighbors above you stomp on the floor and wrestle all day and night!
* Trash — Cleanliness is next to godliness… which is why we definitely refrain from picking up any garbage. So go ahead, litter the grounds with your chip bags and let your kids throw all their popsicle sticks on the basketball court; we don’t mind at all! Don’t worry, if your pet or small child chokes on anything, we’ll be glad to dispose of the body.
* Bugs — Locust plagues may only pop up every 15 years or so, but we think that’s far too long to be without company. That’s why you’ll find only the friendliest roaches, ants, beetles, wasps, flies and gnats in DFW in your new home here. The more the merrier! Oh, and don’t worry… keeping your apartment clean won’t deter them.
* Domestic disturbances — Peace may be a fruit of the spirit, but we don’t think it’s very entertaining. Here, you’ll find sporadic fist-​fights among teens and police officers responding to households where arguments got out of control. It’s even better than TV!
* Ignored maintenance requests — We take out all the hassle of dealing with maintenance issues by not acknowledging them! Feel free to send in those written or verbal requests if you feel like it, but we’ll just ignore it. Trust us, it’s for the better and it would only break again anyway. If you see a couple guys driving around in a golf cart, that’s because we pay them to look like they’re doing something.
* Petty move-​out charges — We definitely don’t want you to go anywhere, but if you do decide to head to greener pastures, we won’t chain you down. Just be aware you’ll see charges like $ 15 for not returning the mangled remains of the parking sticker we give you. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! On second thought, we won’t warn you, so forget we ever said anything.
So! If you’ll just sign this contract in blood, we can get started on the whole soul-selling…er… leasing process. Welcome to HELLington!