Geneva Motel

This place didn’t even make it past a phone call. I called to inquire about the «special of the month» advertised on their website. First a female answered. When I asked her about the discount she made me repeat my question 3 times then passed the phone to a male without even saying anything. The male said rooms are $ 95 for one bed and two people. I repeated that I wanted to know the price of the room with the discount mentioned on their website. After being told that room was already taken (mind you I hadn’t even said what day I needed the room) I asked which room number it was. His answer «I DON’T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT!» I told him that was a very rude way to answer a customer and that he sounded like he was trying to avoid giving the discount. I bet he would do the same to anyone who calls. HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE SKILLS AND VERY RUDE PEOPLE WHO DON’T DESERVE ANY BUSINESS.

Damn now this is living! There is a McDonals, Taco Bell, KFC, Kragen Auto, And a liquor store all within 2 blocks! The Motel itself is a little old, and there were a few roaches but not the bog ones so its cool. The sheets smelled like they were cleaned within a week so that was a huge plus. There is a tv and it has porn, awesome!

Shit was DIRTY. Cigarette holes all over the blankets, ripped curtains and hella dusty. EWWWWWE EWWWWWE. We paid 80+ bucks or so for a room and it was so not worth it!

–1! This place is NASTY! They might as well rent it out by the hour. We are season ticket holders for the 49ers and boked too late. This was the ONLY place available. Okay are you ready? we walked in, took off our shoes and ended up with WET socks. The carpets soggy. I unfolded the comforter to find CRUSTY stains on the sheets and when I turned my pillow over I found old smeared mascara from the previous chick. the shower was broken and there was NO toilet paper. The parking sucked. We ended up sleeping on top of the comforter and used our own blanket. When I opened the VERY small HOT fridge, there were two empty bottles of 40oz Tecates in there! We travel all over everywhere. NEVER AGAIN! HOOKER HOTEL. EEEW!

I feel the need to offer the disclaimer, that I stayed here while attending Pop 2010. So, my expectations really weren’t that high. I just needed a place to crash within walking distance, and that was about it.
That being said, this place was pretty gnarly. As in there was a bloody booger wiped across the wall by the bathroom gnarly. Also– there were two tv’s stacked on top of each other, since apparently the bottom one had broken and it was simply too strenous to remove it. Weird, but I’ve seen stranger things.
However, the shower was also broken, and that was pretty disgusting. Nothing like kneeling on a floor hungover trying to wash your hair in a dirty motel bathub. Yum.
HOWEVER… the Geneva Motel did serve it’s purpose. And also didn’t care when I came in rip roaring drunk, and vomitted in the planter box. So… we’re even.

Ehhh … this motel is okay. Been here a couple of times. The rooms & prices are okay. Has everything you need — TV, bed, shower, toilet. The shower is a little nicer than other motels. Nothing special. only good thing is that they let you check in very late when other motels don’t. Bad things are the rooms are very noisy. you can hear the traffic outside. It gets pretty cold in the rooms too & the parking spaces are pretty narrow.

This is one SHITTY motel I tell ya. I have come here a couple times before, while some of us were rollin’ or just for a kickback. But it fckin SUCKS ASS! The second time I went (different room), the place looked much more decent. However, it could be because I left to another spot before I stepped foot into the bathroom. So my first experience, it was SUPER early in the morning (maybe 8 something am), and we only stumbled in here because the rest of the hotels/​motels didn’t allow us to check in at that time. They probably knew we were desperate, because we were charged a whooping $ 120+ for a freakin shitty ass room! It looked old, dirty and old. And worst of all, the bathroom was straight up China/​Hong Kong style! The fckin toilet & the shower was all together! Tub? Nope. Sliding door? Nope. Shower curtains? Nope. WOW! And I mean WOW!