Howard Johnson Express Inn

This place is terrible. It gets 1* for clean sheets. That’s «sheets,» not blanket or comforter. Or anything else in the room – carpet, couch upholstery, towels, shower, walls…
Google reviews say «Very Good» and «Excellent» and offer no such details. Foursquare says, «Don’t mind the drug dealers out back. They are harmless.» Trust Foursquare; I’m not sure if they were drug dealers, pimps, or clients of the long-​term resident in the back, but they came and went to her room all night and morning. Thankfully I had great earplugs, or I wouldn’t have slept a wink. One of them said hi to me – he seemed nice enough. I’m not sure if it was the female resident or one of the dealers/​johns that knocked on my door at one point.
To end this review on a positive note, my car didn’t get broken into, my tires weren’t slashed, and I found no evidence of bedbugs (and looked carefully, believe me).