GNC

Why are your Quest bars as hard as rocks? I can go down the street to Kraskis and get Quest bars I can actually chew. Or order online for half of what you charge on Amazon and surprise surprise, they aren’t as dense as door stops. Fail.

The cashier listened to what I needed, was quick to ring it up, and threw in a free trial size for my purse. Thoughtful. Thanks!

So I’m still in stage 4 kidney failure and I suffer from depression too. I’ve always been a fat guy but never i can no longer see my penis anymore fat. I miss lookin at that little fella. (sad face.) from time to time. So I ask my kidney doctor if he can approve getting weight reduction surgery and holy crap he says yes. So I have to lose 20 pounds before my surgery for safety reasons and I’m totally cool with that. Don’t wanna stroke out on the surgery table, ya know. So I get put on this low carb /​protein shake diet, which by the way is fucking torture. Well, faster than a fat guy reaching for the last doughnut I find myself at GNC at the Southland mall in Hayward. They had like 4 people working and did the cute brunette ask me if i needed help? Of course not. Finally, buff ass dude comes over to me and helps me out. He’s very helpful and informative, wish i could remember his name but just look for the Mexican dude with the muscles, Shit even his ears had a six pack. Protein shit was expensive. Found similar tasting crap at half the price at Walmart. So i really don’t think I’ll be going back. Been on this diet for nearly a week and I hope to be reunited to my average sized little buddy. I swear it’s average sized… for a midget… DOH!!!