Bellas Cabaret

I like the seedier places in Miami. and as far as those go. this place is on the classier side of seedy. It delivers everything you come to expect from a real Miami strip club… without the high prices. Be warned… The girls do the ol’ buy me a drink that costs 4x as much as a normal drink game… and they do hustle you for tips even when you weren’t paying any attention to their dance. But honestly… if you are hitting this place up… that is the least of your concerns. Chris Rock never went to the champagne room here… if you know what I mean.

I like this club. The renovation was total, it’s clean and elegant. The parking is free, you can tip the parking attendant who watches the cars for security. You can bring your wife/​girlfreind here because the club is classy, smart and clean, I brought my girl and she thought it was fun. There are flat screen TV’s all over with cable sports. The house lighting is great, you feel like you are in a commercial for a new nightclub.
Bella’s does not try to rip you with insane drink prices, so you have $$ left over to tip the bartenders and the ladies. The bartenders really know how to mix, so you won’t be choking on your favorite drink. Since this is a smaller club be prepared for the ladies to get up close and personal and talk to you, not just grind on you. The sound system is great, clear but not too loud, so you can vibe with the ladies, make some new friends.
The ladies wear all kinds of costumes and lingerie — hot pink babydolls to french maid outfits to crotchless daisy dukes, Very hot. There is seating all along the walls, and there are two darkened alcoves with a beaded curtains for couch dances in the main room. If you sit at the stage, you are going to get legs on your shoulders and boobs in your face, among other things.
The ladies do walk around and ask for tips, some are more agressive than others, you can always say no, you won’t get thrown out. The entrance to the VIP area is back by the DJ booth. The hostess will take you and your lady though the heavy wood door into the much quieter private entertainment area to your own soft lighted alcove, sit you on the couch with your lady, serve your drinks, then close the floor to ceiling heavy velvet draperies for even more privacy..