Wet Bar

We are visiting from San Francisco in search of good salsa place. Stumble into this club which is the 4^th club we tried out tonight. $ 10 cover comes with a shot of something.
We notice right away there are only girls here. Not sure if this is a lesbian night or this is actually a lesbian bar.
It doesn’t matter because the DJ play the best music here and we danced the night away.
Pretty hot ladies here too :)

How is it possible that I am the first Unilocal for this business? How? I mean, it’s not like nobody knows about it. It has been there for some time already. First time I even heard of Wet Bar was when I moved back to Hialeah from Dallas. DJs that I know-​of were having their «Vampire» thing going-​on here. Once before thereafter, I went once on gay night. This whole paragraph is referring to well over four years ago.
So, on October 16, 2015, I made it back here. That was a Friday night which, is Hispanic Night with a drag show. If you have ever been to an Hispanic gay bar before, the crowd/​entertainment/​music is exactly as you envision it. It’s very «Miami.»
Throughout the whole night, I kept my eye open. I was sure I was going to see someone I haven’t seen since my Waterfront days. Which, I did. I just kept it to myself. After I volunteered a few drag queen names of yesteryear, yup, you’re the one. I just really didn’t want him lingering around all night and kept personal 411 of myself that would set the lightbulb in his head off to a minimum. Very nice man but, she’s a mess. I wasn’t in the mood for her last night.
This bar is located right in the middle of Our Historic Little Havana. Using UBER, or the likes thereof, should have you here in minutes if you are staying in Downtown Miami or South Beach. Not far at all from those two areas and easily accessible with or without the use of a highway. I have never had an issue finding a spot to park here. Calle Ocho is a long road with plenty of paid curbside parking. So, you won’t exactly always park right out front, but, you «should» find a place to park somewhere along Calle Ocho.
Drinks are served to you in them cheap transparent disposable cups on the smaller side of things. But, they are very well made. I was having Long Island Iced Teas, top shelf, all night. By the third one, I was all like, «ok I’m fucking drunk,» so, I had another.
I don’t mention me having top shelf drinks on Unilocal so people reading said Unilocal are all like, «oh look at her she only orders ‘top shelf’ drinks.» No; I am mentioning that because Long Island Iced Teas are my «go-​to» drink to get drunk fast. If this is badly made with bottom of the barrel Wal-​Mart brands, well, it’s not pretty.
By the third visit to the bar, it was my turn to pay. I ordered my drink, my friend’s drink and his friend’s drink. This came-​out to $ 27.00 sans tip. That’s the expected total for well made drinks in disposable plastic cups in a touristy part of Miami. Prices do fade quickly in the suburbs, though.
The show was as expected and very good. MCed by Maritrini, a well known Female Impersonating Performer here in Miami. She, alone, is very entertaining to watch. The music being DJed throughout the night is what you would hear at any Hispanic club. A mixture of American songs and a vast array of popular Spanish Music that originate in their respected Hispanic Countries of Origin. New music mostly but the timeless classics that makes the queens on the dancefloor elevate their heels like their wearing pumps, is what got said dancefloor full each time.
Oh it was late. Everyone had already left. It was only a handful of us still lingering around. We sat there a bit longer. I never leave Evil Liquids behind. Continuing drunken conversations I thought we had forgotten. Anyway, I witnessed first hand the dancefloor meticulously being wiped and thought to myself, «man…I can’t wait to come back here.»
Things to note and blah, blah, blahs:
* Language here is español.
* This bar is cigarette smoking friendly. Most people go out to the small patio to smoke. Inside, this bar has a very impressive ventilation system. I did not got home smelling like I was having orgies with gay ashtrays all night. Of course, a scent is attained but compared to other bars, not that bad.
* Usually at these kinds of venues, it’s not uncommon to see the straight female besties following around. Yeah, I saw that here. But no yeah, it’s really gay. At least, on a Friday Night.
* I never stood at any of the bars without being attended promptly. The place was not empty lacking Alcoholics, neither. A true sign of «someone» that has found what they’re put on Earth for.
* Nice small patio with seating.
* Surprisingly to me, there is plenty of comfortable seating against the walls. A nice place to park yourself for being tired of pretending you’re wearing pumps for «that» song.
* I went to three different bartenders on this night. Very nice looking men. Each is equally as nice, alert to his surroundings, attentive and a master at making Long Island Iced Teas.
* There will be someone here that is the age of your sexual fetish. All types of men varying from looks to years of birth. Very mixed and not tacky. I enjoyed the vibe.
* Yes, I did talk to several patrons. I do that when I’m drunk. The attitude here is kept to a «thing» if you’re an asshole. Very nice, this shocked me. This includes the staff as a whole, too.