Bikini Bottom Espresso

I absolutely loveeee this place, Ashley is such a great spirit! She’s simply amazing & makes a mean mocha frap.

Hetero female here, I came because bf insisted the coffee was amazing. He was not lying. Delicious coffee. Know that a D cup size is giant and you probably won’t be able to finish it.
The girls are sweet and the one I see always remembers me and asks about what is going on in my life. I drive out of my way on the weekend to go here.

Good coffee. Friendly girls.
Can’t take pictures with the girls. I think some might but the barista that I had didn’t allow it.

Yup I love this place and I’m a chick. Hey, they make good coffee! The boys like to go here for the obvious, but the baristas are soo super nice I don’t mind going either.
The niche of this place is in the name. If you don’t want to interact with a girl in barely nothings, don’t come here. But they’re coffee is great! They also have a punch card, so more visits equals more coffee. I recommend!

If you don’t like girls wearing little to no clothing, thongs, nipple tassels, the works…1) don’t go to a coffee shop with «bikini» in the name, simple as that. 2) don’t write a bad review on Unilocal just because these beautiful ladies are adhering to their workplace dress code, and 3) never come to Portland, Oregon. Strip club capital of the world, need I say more? The girls, here are lovely, the coffee is alright, and I’m proud to say I enjoy a little bare skin with my morning pick me up. Conservative Christian ladies, beware. Conservative Christian ladies’ husbands, don’t bring your kids through with you to get your fix, and make sure your wives are busy at a knitting circle.

My husband and I stopped by here with our 11 month old son asleep in the car so naturally when it’s 30 degrees outside and you have an infant in the car asleep you leave your windows up to keep the heat in the car for you child. Well apparently by us doing so offended the barista so bad that she felt the need to rudely tell my husband and I quote «the next time you come to a drive up coffee shop I suggest you keep your window down since we keep our window open for you!» So my husband chuckled and politely told her «I’m sorry we have our baby in the car» and she responded with a rude and snarky uh huh… Well let’s just say not a very present experience not to mention my drink was very watered down and Luke warm

All the other reviews are pretty spot on. I encountered this place since the other nearby stand I stopped at was closed. I was not asked what size beverage I wanted, she just gave me the larger expensive one, and the gal said «have a great day sweetie» or something similar when I left. She was friendly, don’t get me wrong. However, I think wearing a thong is a little out of line even for this business mode. The whole «sweetie» sendoff felt stangely condesending to me. Unless I happen to find myself driving by with a whole suburban full of frat boys, I’d say it is fairly unlikely that I’ll return.

I was so sleepy on our way to my cousin’s house, and desperately needed coffee. We had already passed up a Starbucks, a 7 – 11, and we were on the lookout for the next coffee spot. I caught one out of the corner of my eye. Like most of the coffee spots in Washington– it was super easy to miss since it was just a little shack in a parking lot. Here is how our visit went down:
Me: Honey! There was a coffee place over there!
Fiancé: *Turns around*
We pull up and I notice that the sign says «Bikini Bottom»
Fiancé: Oh– you trying to give me a free show honey? *laughing* Do you want me to go somewhere else?
Me: No– I need some coffee! Pull up!
The waitress is wearing blue glittery star pasties and a white gstring. She was friendly, and behaved how any other barista would, except she was hot and wearing almost nothing. While I don’t fully understand the whole nearly naked drive thru coffee trend here, I don’t think there is anything wrong with it. Service was fast, friendly, and my double espresso was hot and strong… just like those pasties.

Ok so I’m new here and we decided to hit the next little coffe stand since we see them everywhere and had not been to any. So I spotted one of the buildings and started pulling over when my wife reads the sign and the says oh she is wearing a bikini. I then said we would try the next one since we had my 3 sons with us. She said it would be ok it’s just a bikini so I pull in behind the car. I was looking at some of the surrounding stores when my wife says «is she wearing a top». I replyed saying surely she is since the windows are not all blacked out. We then pull up and there stands a skinny tattooed girl wearing red panties a scarf and some stripper tassles covering her nipples. Not wanting to be rude we placed our order but for what ever reason we only got my coffee and didn’t want to stay to reorder the other coffee. The girl working there was very nice and even gave us candy canes for the kids but still felt out of place not a place I would choose to drive through with kids with me. Defiantly not a good first time experience to a coffee stand.

In an effort to expand our sampling of bikini baristas, we took a trip down Bridgeport Highway to find this Bikini Bottoms location. Of course, bikini bottoms are about all they’re wearing, aside from some strategically-​placed pasties. Though some can choose to wear the bikini tops over said pasties, as the note from management dictates over the register. Of course, then you have to adjust the top so to ensure the pasties are still visible, which makes for — I think — an awkward clothing situation, but whatever. It was inevitable as soon as women started serving coffee in their underwear that we would eventually progress to the point where there would be as much skin as possible, and a probably loss of quality. I think we crossed that line at this Bikini Bottom, as it was by far the two worst cappuccinos I had during my trip to the area. But the girls were bubbly, so that’s probably all that’s needed to drive traffic, I guess.