Grand Buffet

I, I can’t help it. CHINESE BUFFETS JUST KICK SO MUCH TAILFEATHER. People come from Burnt Hills to this one. Its been through many incarnations, but same food.
FIRST, it was the greatest of all places, Ponderosa. No restaurant/​buffet will ever be as good as ponderosa. I will beat to a pulp anyone who says otherwise. Bobby Flay wishes he could use their bathrooms to wipe his tears.
Second, this place was hilarious my dad told me to apply to get a job here during high school because I’m asian but they said no, and we joked that it was probably because they thought we were customs agents. Well cuz it was raided some time ago.
Third, please tip the waiters probably like a buck a person at least, even though you grab your own food they do serve drinks and clean up after you and bus.
fourth, its cheap here, although Capital Buffet on Wolf Road is I think slightly cheaper.
Fifth, I love how they have random odd american dishes plus really crappy sushi. that still tastes good because its basically free.
sixth, if you are a CCC member, remember to bring your card so you can get 10 percent off (this particular Kobe buffet may not be a participant).

This place now goes by the name Kobe Buffet. My visit was a mix of the sublime and the tragic. Sublime, because I ate 29 pieces of admittedly not-​bad sushi and soft serve ice cream for dessert. Tuna, salmon, yellowtail, shrimp, clam, everything. Tragic, because some kid threw up on the floor, and one of the restaurant workers picked it up with his bare hands.
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Okay, now that you’re done muffling your screams at work, let me say that the sight of hand-​to-​vomit contact does not seem out of place in a buffet like this one. Maybe it seeing the same man picking up silverware with a vomit-​stained rag, while his fly was unzipped. Kobe was kind of like a level of hell, one of the higher levels, with people of all sorts of disabilities jostling for weird, greasy food items while the kids, one at each table, screams. Should they be investigated because of the hand-​vomit contact? Yes. But do I want to see them shut-​down? Strangely, no. Now I need somewhere to go to break my 29 pieces of sushi record for $ 12.