McDonald’s

«Adequate,» is the only word I can think to describe this McDonald’s, or McDonald’s in general for that matter. Never «good,» just «adequate.»

Slow on the outside, faster going in.

Dear Ronald,
I thought we were friends man. So what’s up w/​you charging me $ 0.10 for water? Alright, I know that might sound petty, but you never charged me for water before. And I’m not one of those people that asks for water and then fills the cup with Coke when you’re not looking. I mean, I know the economy is tough and all, and maybe all those years of people taking a stack of napkins and putting them in the glove compartment or taking a handful of salt and pepper packets or utensils for home use have caught up with you, but you can’t be doing this to your friends man. I just hope you don’t become like that penny pinching Wendy who always charges me for sauce. I mean, I was a bit blown the other night when I pulled up and noticed the $ 1 Menu was reduced to a few items and you now charge $ 1.19 for a double cheeseburger — and as a friend, you know about my double cheeseburger test. You know how hard it is to divide by $ 1.19? But I was willing to look the other way.
To top it off, I asked for a grilled chicken wrap but got a fried one and the middle piece of bread in my Big Mac was the top of a cheeseburger bun. What’s going on, Ron?
I mean, you were always reliable for a late night foody call, but you just don’t do this to friends man. We’re still cool though man. I’ll be hitting you up after the gym to restore those precious lost calories, but I’m just saying man…
BFF,
Su