Crow’s Cocktail

Review is on daytime afternoon experience… Have not been there at nite. Had a great time. friendly barmaids interacting with ALL customers. I had a fun amusing time. I recommend.

Love this place. All the bartenders are awesome. The drinks are delicious and the price is more than fair. Although I’m not too sure about that stocky Armenian guy with the booming deep voice.

We normally enjoy this little dive bar. That being said, it seems as recently they’ve replaced their bartenders with younger «hot» female bartenders that are more interested in their latest Facebook feed and making sure they get the perfect selfie to post on social media then tending to their paying customers. We really miss the professionalism and mixology perfection of the «old school» bartenders. Pretty faces might put asses in the seats, but a good bartender (pour and attentiveness) keeps us coming back!

Love to visit this bar when my girl joycelyn is working ! Love this girl!!! Keeps me laughing and serves up great drinks!!! I love you joycelyn

Came here late in a Sunday night and it wasn’t too bad. Good music, decent drinks and dang were those some clean bathrooms!!! Almost as many mirrors in the bar as a disco ball. Would come here again for sure.

Friendly place with friendly bar tenders classified a dive bar but has so much more class

Dark hole in the wall with stiff drinks and near-​stiff drunks, the only dive better is Rodney Dangerfield’s in Back to School.

I love this place. It’s a high class dive bar. The bartenders are awesome and friendly. If your lucky, a friendly patron will buy some pizza for everyone to share and the bathrooms??? The ladies room is nicer than any I have ever been in in any bar ever! Come here, ask for Baby and enjoy!

Hi, we have lived here a couple of years and finally made it into Crows. It’s a good neighborhood bar, very clean, dark and well kept. The bartender was nice, we ordered 2 jack and cokes, $ 8.00 each, ouch! Dogs down the street is $ 4.00 each during happy hour. No beers on tap, no happy hour with daily drink specials! It was pretty empty at 5:00, the least amount of people at any bar we have been to in the area at that time of day. They would increase their sales if they had a happy hour, but I guess they do enough business without. Glad we tried it but the drinks are small and overpriced.

I wish I could give this shithole no stars. crow’s used to be such a great place with good bartenders who knew what they were doing and patrons who were mature. Now it’s full of idiot frat boys and fat, bitchy bartenders who think they’re hot yet take 30 minutes to uncap a beer. Don’t bother going here unless you want shitty service from snarky idiots.

Great drink specials, nice candlelit ambiance, classic dive feel, polite bartenders, and stiff cocktails: need I say more? Great little bar, definitely glad I stopped in.

This is like the granddaddy of all dive bars. We tried looking for a place to watch fireworks on the 4^th of July and ended up having to head back home and find a bar that was open on a holiday.
At first it didn’t look open but lo an behold, someone left the door unlocked!
Lots of locals, a jukebox and well drinks are only 6 bucks (on the regular!)
Love the vibe of this place and as my friend claimed, the people that go there «go there to get drunk» — what else could you ask for? Love this place!

Its really gone downhill the past few years, tommy passed away, personal friends have come and gone, they hired new bartenders who literally let anyone sit and have a drink, not my idea of a fun saturday night when you have to sit next to a bum, its just not what it used to be, it used to be fun going there but its changed way too much, I havent been in months and probably wont be back anytime soon. its not fun anymore

This place is great. Nice chill vibe and a real old school beach feel. The staff here is great especially the bartenderess

Chocolate bunny’a «squirt» shot was amazing! Bad ass dive bar with some new edge! Something unexpected and refreshing of Naples!

Stiff cocktails…
Dark inside.
Cool sign outside.
Cougar Country on Friday & Saturday night.
The best times to go here are during the week or EARLY on a Friday night.
No beers on tap, other than that it’s a good place.

The Bar: This place is a classic little dive nestled in the heart of Naples on 2^nd street. A long narrow establishment with a couple of tables along the right wall, the bar, which seats roughly 10 heads, and some more seating in the back. There is a backdoor area in the alley for smoking, no drinks though, and you have to keep the noise level down due to the neighbors.
This bar reminded us exactly of the Fling in Santa Ana, however, this bar is kept up a lot more. Freddy the bartender told us that the owner here is dedicated to running a clean and well maintained business. Freddy also runs his own carpet cleaning business, which caters to Crow’s on the regular. This place is spectacular on the cleanliness scale. Certainly one of the most upper class dives we’ve been to.
Parking: The parking lot was fenced off with a sign that read «Under Construction»…however, no work was being constructed. The only available parking is on the street, and if you have ever been on 2^nd street on a weekend, you know this is a difficult task. We recommend cabbing it to this spot.
The Crowd: Not too much going on this evening. Few locals scattered around, and the handful wild drunks in the back. It was nice to be welcomed as new faces for a change.
Service: Outstanding. Our bartender tonight was Freddy. We did not test his «speed» with the 2 beers we ordered, but his business card says «Fast Freddy». His specialty drink is the Washington Apple.
Prices: Not very dive bar like in this category. Sure, Coors Light was the normal $ 3.50, but $ 7 for a single pour of Fireball is freakin ridiculous. We left after 4 beers and 2 shots.
Entertainment: Not too much for entertainment… a TouchTunes Jukebox and 5 TV’s, and the ever so popular 2^nd street drunks outside.
Restroom: The bartender swore this was the cleanest of any dive… we agree. It was fabulous
Closing statement: Stick to beer here, liquor is overpriced, but at least try the Purple People Eater. Minus the price of Fireball, overall, great bar and we’ll likely see this place again in the near future. We were told, the crowd usually pours in around 11pm on weekends.

It’s a bar. They make stiff drinks. You get your money’s worth. It won’t save you from yourself. Locals are nice and Friday (day time) bartender is kool;)

What can I say about the Crow? They have super friendly staff and they welcome you like one of their own!
Also, they pour STRONG drinks!
Cool crowd, lively atmosphere!
What I took a star off for was that there’s limited parking and the drinks are a bit pricier than what I’m used to. 11 bucks for 2 imported beers? Also, you have to order a lot in order to use your card.

Bartender to owner: «Do you have any money for the jukebox?»
Owner: «Shoe box? Why the fvck do you need money for a shoebox?»
I love this place, they pour ‘em stiff and the crowd can be anything at any time.
It’s a good way to get primed for my monthly Bored Meeting. That’s right, I spelled it wrong on porpoise.
Divey, sometimes wrong, sometimes righteous.