Taco Bell / KFC

Stopped in here for lunch and was told that the manager did not show that morning so they could not accept cash! That was over a year ago. Thought that I’d give them another chance. Ordered 4 soft tacos. There was more grease on them than from the pound of bacon that I cooked yesterday. I feel sick now.

Having been raised to think of «Window food» as a last resort. Or treat to satisfy bad cravings. I try my best to not eat paper wrapped items from a disposable bag, too often. I have a penchant for deep fried garbage so I know my drive-​thru options a little too well. That being said I dare review what I consider a blight on the modern age. Combo restaurants. Firstly I hate combo restaurants. I don’t want to smell pizza, fried chicken and tacos all at once, unless it’s a buffet. I had a hankering’ for Taco Bell, if you want Taco Hell there is no substitute. So instead of eating at my desk and spending my beloved lunch hour sleeping in my van, I headed for the border. Any who, I stroll onto the TacoHell /​KFC. I ordered a few menu items to be told «we outta dat», «soory, we outta dat, too» until I was prompted to ask ‘what DO you have?”. I left with a bag of crunchy beef tacos, and no sauce. It’s a bad sign when they are out of taco bell sauce at taco bell. The tacos sucked worse than I expected, even for tacosmell. I had to laugh because it reminded me of one of my roommate’s stories.
He toured for years with a pretty big southern rock band, EQT. While playing a gig in Kentucky opening for Tiny Tim, in some tiny hippy town, he couldn’t get a meal with real meat. So seeking refuge and protein, he ended up at Burger King. After he placed his order and was waiting for his food, one of the workers came up to the counter and said to him «Chicken on ya raincoat?» He ignored her and continued to wait. She kept repeating, louder and louder «CHICKEN ON YA RAINCOAT». He’s thinking WTF? «chicken on ya raincoat’? Then he looks at the tray she’s holding and remembers that he ordered a chicken sandwich, onion rings and a coke.
All I can say for taco bell/​KFC, is chicken on ya rain coat?