Planned Parenthood

I found the stuff to be rude and they didn’t like answering questions. They made me feel like I was a bother to them. Even over the phone they were rude.

I’m writing this review on Valentine’s Day 2013 because, as far as I’m concerned, nothing says «I love you» like presenting your Valentine’s Day date with a clean STD report.
Planned Parenthood is my favorite second date spot! They provide low cost/​no cost services to those who qualify and you can get free birth control, free STD screenings, etc.
Sometimes there are religious protesters camped out outside the clinic. And while it might feel like they are judging you with their cold stares, in reality, the looks on their faces are just looks of envy because you’re getting some and they’re not.
The protesters might hand you some pamphlets about sinning, abstinence, and how the mucus smear in your cervix is actually a life. But the kind staff of Planned Parenthood have conveniently placed a wastebin right inside the door with a sign that reads, «Please feel free to recycle the medically inaccurate pamphlets you received outside here.» Awesome.
I’m giving them 4 stars instead of 5 because they were playing a DVD of Shrek on the waiting room monitor.
If you’re afraid that you might be embarrassed to be seen by someone you know, just try to have a plausible alternate reason for being there. I once ran into an ex-​coworker, and I simply told her that I had joined the Planned Parenthood Wine Club at a charity event. «I’m just picking up my wine club shipment,» I told her. (This is Napa, after all.)

amazing staff! amazing service!

Back in march I had my first appointment here. I called and made an appointment to have my FPAC renewed, get a pap, and birth control prescription. I waited an hour before I saw anyone. They had me fill out the necessary paperwork and I was told that my FPAC had been renewed for another year and I was given a prescription for birth control. I was told that no-​one had scheduled me for a Pap so i would have to come back some other time. Last month I tried to call in my birth control prescription and was told that my FPAC had expired in June. I called Planned Parenthood and they told me that apparently no-​one renewed my FPAC and I would have to come back in. I made an appointment for a pap and to renew the FPAC. I was given a cup and told to leave a urine sample in the cabinet in the bathroom. So I did. When I was finally called in to the back about 45 minutes later I was told that they needed a urine sample because I never left one. Somehow they had lost or misplaced mine but wanted to accuse me of never leaving one. I submitted another one because they refused to give me a pap without another sample. The whole situation was so ridiculous I would never trust that place with my health again.