Macro Polo

Go here to find gifts for the off-​beat friends or family in your life. If they are a fan of throwbacks (gumby included) or mustaches… or even fake poop, this is the place for them. Mixed in with the weird stuff and tchotchkes are some useful but alternative items. Some just for fun, some for the kitchen and home.
Its a great place to bring visitors who want a laugh.

Great adult toystore– no not that kind– in downtown Newburyport. It reminds me of Uncle Fun in Chicago.
It’s the perfect place for gifts for a grown-​up who doesn’t take themself too seriously or a kid with more sophisticated and sardonic tastes. This is not the spot where you will find the latest brightly-​colored plastic gewgaw falling off the assembly line and some items are frankly inappropriate for children.
We bought a mini-​Aerobie and some gag pens for my wife, whose office is rife with kleptomaniacs. Take that!
Definitely stop in if you are looking for a laugh or tiny nude plastic babies while walking around the city.

A really fun store to look through (although I really have not bought anything here). They have «neat» things like fake poo, bacon bandaids, a nun puppet with boxing gloves, etc. Awesome.

If poop doesn’t make you laugh, don’t go to Macro Polo. If it does, go just to see the real toilet full of fake poop. Call me deranged but when they have the speaker for the remote fart machine hidden underneath. well that’s just some funny shit!
Be prepared if you enter to spend lots and lots of time. The store isn’t ginormous but they have so many small items it’s gonna take awhile. Oh, and stick with the person you go with because if you don’t you’ll both be doing the «OMG you’ve gotta come here and *see* this!» routine.
They carry so many different items aside from poop. They have pink flamingo’s, literary giants action figures, the dashboard Jesus, bacon bandages, goofy droopy glasses, fake moustaches, whoopie cushions, Life is Crap products & so much more.
If you know anyone who has had their sense of humor surgically removed, I think you can buy them a new one here too. Just go. Be prepared to enjoy yourself. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!