Dunkin’ Donuts

«Can I get a small coffee.»
«Okay… How would you like that?»
«Black…» Just black is all I said.
«Okay… Black with one splenda.»
«No, just BLACK.»
«Black… With Splenda?»
«NO! Just Black!!!» At this point I’m getting angry but here’s where it just gets sad.
«Okay. Black coffee. No splenda, but sugar instead…»
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Are you kidding me? Are you joking with me cause at this point I either thought, this guys just screwing with me, or he has a literal mental handicap. After having to pull teeth I finally got my black coffee. Took 5 minutes for a small black. I don’t know your name employee but if you’re not new, I hope you get disciplined or fired, because you literally were trying to force fat and cancer down my throat, and then was confused when you found out that I wanted black coffee. I know I’m very clearly a young, gay, white kid, but we don’t all get frapa dapa crapa some junk. Do your job right or get out. I’ve worked in food ordering too. It’s not rocket science!

Its aright for a quick coffee fix. I prefer coffee shops/​house though. And by coffee shop i do NOT mean Starbucks!