Dunkin’ Donuts

You know you’re in Deliveranceville when you’ve driven more than a mile through the center of town and haven’t seen a Dunkin Donuts. Well, I was just about to categorize this town as such until, just around the bend, appeared that wonderfully familiar sign that represents ice cold coffee and decadent donuts and muffins.
But this didn’t mean it still wasn’t «the sticks»… I mean, I’d always wondered what they did with the bathroom fixtures whenever they modernized a bunch of Dunkin Donuts bathrooms… well, now I know. .they ship them to the Dunks in the backwoods towns.
You know how most have low-​flow water faucets now? Well, this one hit the porcelain and shot back up and hit my face. Electronic towel rationing machine? Nope… pump the handle, like you’re at the well, pumping for water. I could go on but I don’t want to skeeve you out.
Otherwise, this place was fine. The people were friendly and cool. It just felt like it was in a town where the Dunkin Donuts was the first major upgrade in the last 90 years.
In other words, I’m not advocating it, but,… if you need to pee, and you can’t make it to the Dunks bathroom… anywhere outdoors would probably be juuuuuuust fine…
That’s where you are. That’s what it’s like.
And don’t forget to bring your fishing pole.