Cold Stone Creamery

Cold Stone is always pretty tasty – but for me, I need it in small doses.
This specific one gives you hardly any choices. They already have the ice cream made up, so you can’t mix and match anything you want. In addition, they basically have the sizes pre-​chosen for you as well – behemoth and bigger behemoth. I got the cookie dough/​cake batter in a «one size fits all» waffle cone and it was too sweet.
The prices are pretty high, I paid more than $ 8 for a cone, (but I guess they can do that in an airport) and the service was pretty mediocre. I almost didn’t get what I paid for. This was the conversation between the cashier and I as she tried to trade my purchase for my card:
«Doesn’t my heart attack disguised as two scoops of happiness come with hot fudge?» I questioned her – even though I knew it’d be too much for my poor body to handle, I was going to get my money’s worth.
«Um…yeah.» She answered back as my ice cream now dripped down her hand.
«So, can I get it?»
«Oh…yeah.»
Thanks m’am. I appreciate you giving me what I paid for.
I left with an empty purse and a full headache. But I will give them this: the waffle cones are dang good. If I could go back, I’d just ask to buy that and nothing else.