Larry’s Place

The real deal saloon /​dive bar … Nothing fancy just an original old time neighborhood bar… if you never been it’s a must !

So I live right next to this place and I have attended there multiple times. Last night I went in and got a handful of mules, had a few beers then we left. Someone chased after me assuming I never tipped, in fear I ran. The problem is, is that I tipped as soon as I got my drinks. I then went back to see what the issue was and they had what I would call, a gang guarding its front door, threatening me. I guess that is the last time I go to «Scary Larry’s».

It is what it is… Dive Bar. This was my 1^st experience at a Arizona dive bar. I check the crowd. really old guy missing teeth. Check. older lady not wearing a bra looking like she has extra arms. Check. Lets see what booze selection we have here now. Lets Bourbon bourbon. Makers, Jim, Jack Johnny. All the usual suspects. Oh my Bulleit! Sold to the only black man there! You wanna talk about a nice pour… If they poured like this in San diego. I would have never left. Oh yeah there is a shuffle board a pool table. I didnt make it to the cancer section where i believe there is another pool table at as well. If I am there in that neighborhood again. Yeah I am there for the booze…

Best dive bar ever.

Larry’s… There is so much to do there. Pool tables, darts, shuffle board. There is something to keep everyone entertained. It’s rough around the edges but that’s the beauty behind it. Close to home.

I got locked out of my house last friday at happy hour… so I walked over to Larry’s for a drink for the first time. 2 PBR’s later at 2 bucks a pop and I was happy with my decision.
This is a real bar… it’s dark… there’s neon… the clientele is there to drink and not to be seen… the service was prompt and curt… exactly what this world needs… This place is the anti-​disneyland-​corporate themed McBar… last time I felt this good in a bar… it was at the Buffet in Tucson.
Pool and shuffleboard tables… a few tv’s…comfy bar stools. This place fits like a nicely worn pair of jellies, a green bathrobe and a dark pair of wayfarers.
This dude abides Larry’s

This place has been around for a while and with it just being a «bar only» seems rare these days… I agree with most everyone’s reviews. Yes it’s a dive bar but that doesn’t bother me much as long as I’m hanging with friends.
They also don’t take credit cards so bring cash… at least that was the situation when I was there last. You can not bring in any drinks what-​so-​ever (learned that the hard way… THROW OUT THAT REDBULL RIGHT NOW! okay okay geesh), but you can bring in food if you want — the staff seemed fine with it. They have an enclosed patio with some pool tables where people can smoke etc. Drinks are cheap but made decently.

5 Stars for CHEAP Beer!
5 Stars for GREAT people Watching
0 Stars for the smell
…did I mention CHEAP???

Look, its a dive. That’s all there is to say. The bartenders don’t take any crap and why should they? Just order your drink and shut the hell up.

It is a total dive bar… If you need a drink go get one. There are pool tables, shuffle board, video game or two, and a jukebox. The bartenders know their stuff. Enough said!

Well what to say… Its kinda hard.
Dive– Thats the best way to explain it.
Bartenders– the ladies know there stuff so dont give them any lip and listen to what they say.
Tunes– They have a juke box, with old country music but its a good fit for the spot.
The fun– People are just there to get a cocktail and beer with out all the fuss you would find in a corporate spot or anything in Scottsdale. They have 2 pool tables, darts, a few video games and a shuffleboard table. so they is always some fun going on.
Break it down Jess– If your in the mood to get out of the house for a drink or two but want to stay in your gym shorts and t-​shirt with the two paint spots on it and maybe shoot a round of pool with a stranger, ho will become a Larrys buddy. Its the spot.

Yay, I’m the first to review. I’ve been here a couple times, most recently on New Year’s Eve. It is what is, a small dive bar. It’s fun when you don’t want a bunch of people. They have pool tables and a couple TVs, but I think their most unique thing is the Claw game machine they have where you can win porno DVDs. Lol. It’s mixed in with stuffed animals too. Funny.