McDonald’s

Basic airport McDonald’s. We stopped here during our layover in Detroit. Service was fast and friendly. There’s a Westin hotel next door. Limited seating available. It may be better to take your food to your gate instead of trying to get a seat here. At least the food here will help curb the hunger pains until you can score some real sustenance.

And the 1 start is being incredibly polite, as the 2 women I spoke with were not. Lack of customer service skills, bad attitudes, just terrible. The crew I was dealing with gives all other McD’s a bad name. To refuse to correct an error and to yell at customers is just wrong. Also, don’t tell me my order is ready and then get mad when I let you know I am missing the drink that is clearly on my receipt.

I really only to l go to McDonald’s for two things. That’s oatmeal and ice coffee. The girl at the register was weird and could barely open up her mouth to speak. The oatmeal was good but the ice coffee was horrible! They used some machine to make it that added too much cream, too much syrup, and not enough coffee shop it ended up being some artificial garbage that was unpleasant to drink. I’ll just stick to actual coffee shops at this point instead of wasting money on that especially after seeing they use those machines like that.

First off, I’m only still here in Detroit because my flight to NY got delayed an additional 4 hours, so naturally one would get hungry after flying from LAX to Detroit for what’s supposed to be a 1 hour layover, not a 5 hour layover. So I decided to go to mcdonalds, thinking i could just get some mc nuggets and be done with it. Here’s where it gets bad.
First off, how do you fuck up a 10 piece mc nugget? Did you eat 2 after you cooked them? Jesus. Thanks for my 8 mc nuggets. Secondly, I asked for ranch and BBQ, and didn’t get that either. But I didn’t notice until I walked all the way back to concourse C. I’m not walking back, plus my flight should begin boarding in 20 minutes, and by the time I walk all the way over there to complain or get my dippings, my flight will be boarding because it’s a 10~15 minute walk across from the airport! No thanks. Instead i’ll just sit here and complain through Unilocal!
You guys SUCKED!

One of the most efficient McDonald’s crew I’ve seen ever. It didn’t even take us a minute in queue and we were already ordering or food. Don’t blink, pay attention as well, cause if you miss a beat, you will miss your order number being called out.
These guys have voracious speed and amazing accuracy. I usually always get breakfast here because whenever we fly early, the first thing don’t wanna think about is cooking breakfast.
Anyways, these should guys keep kicking ass and I will keep on writing good reviews because these guys are consistent and amazing at the same time. Note make sure you don’t miss your flight.
Weeeee!!!

Some McDonald’s crews are good, some McDonald’s crews are not. This morning’s crew of cashiers allowed a line to build up but the other folks behind the counter were on it. When I got to the register, I ordered an Egg White Delight (just the sandwich, not the meal) and by the time I had swiped my credit card, there was already a sandwich in the bag with a napkin. Plus and minus = A-​OK.

Can’t go wrong with sausage egg mcmuffin.
Holy crap is it expensive at the airport tho haha

You won’t sell me a single breakfast burrito?
«We only sell them in pairs.»
What are you, fucking Noah?
You are that fucking desperate or cruel that you make people in a hurry, forced to eat horrible shit in a sprint to make a connection, buy two of shit if they want to eat shit?
«Oh, we only sell Double Cheeseburgers in Quads.»
«16 oz drinks only come in quarts.»
I’d smash your face with a boat oar if you were the person responsible.
If I weren’t so happy to be going home I’d be smiling in a Michigan prison with the Hamburglar for cutting the Clown’s throat.
You get two stars for not being Burger King. Stop being leechy assholes.

One of the few restaurants open in DTW after 9pm, which is a delicious, unhealthy godsend. My fries were cold and soggy, but plenty salty, and my cheeseburgers, well, they have so many preservatives in them they could have outlasted human extinction. I felt sorry for the dude who had to smell and watch me eat it all on the plane because you know DTW is mostly just a cog for transfers, RIGHT?