Taco Bell

Ok so my friends and I went thru the drive-​thru and some pale ass employee acted like we’re stupid as fuck when we asked what a crunch wrap supreme is. She had a bitchy attitude the entire time. Will never come to this tbell again :-)

Doin it and doin it and doin it right! Today I had a five freakin star experience at the local Taco Bell. It was lunch and I made a run for that all too familiar border – pulled up in the drive thru and let my window down – one of the workers was outside taking care of clean up and made some nice idle chit chat with me – and wished me a good day – then I approached the speaker –the dude on the other end sure was happy to be working at the bell today — It just put me in a great mood. Then when I got my order it was hot fresh and delicious they put on lots of cheese and I got a bigger container than usual for my nachos and cheese. Well done Taco Bell…

I remember it as though it were yesterday, the first time I saw the warm glow of her gracious magenta bell, though many nights have long since passed.
A poetic rain was drizzling from the heavens as I made my way down Cesar Chavez atop my burro, Sanchez. I recall feeling wrought with inner turmoil as we lumbered past restaurant after Americanized restaurant.
«El Burrito?» I must’ve thought aloud, for I felt Sanchez snort. «You’re not fooling anyone with those piñatas and bright, vibrant primary colors, you corporate greedfucks. McBurrito is more like it.»
A heavy sigh fell from me then and my shoulders slumped; how could unwavering authenticity be so elusive? I felt Sanchez’s little heart break underneath me, and the final threads of my resolve began to fray.
Suddenly, as if from a dream, a giant billboard peeked around from behind some other bogus «Don Palsjajzna Mexican Bakery» and ignited a renewed passion in our loins.
Everything from the curvature of the bell to its deep authentic magenta hue left me breathless.
I knew in my heart then that this sweet bonita (because bonita is Spanish for ‘beautiful’, for those not in-​the-​know) siren, this… this «Taco Bell» was where I would find the resolution which I’d so ravenously sought.
Sanchez kicked up his little hooves, let out a jovial bray, and began hobbling as quickly as his legs would allow in the direction of our Mexican siren.
The journey was perilous, indeed, but a hunger as strong as a coastal tide coursed through our veins and urged us ever forward.
Mid way, I had to reach in my poncho (a protective rain covering) and warm my bones with the last of the Tequiza (a spirit of the southern lands) in my flask.
Once we arrived, we were greeted with a parking lot full of drunken twenty-​somethings making mouth love to burritos in their parent’s cars.
I smiled.
«Started from the bottom… and now we’re here.»
Dusty from the trip, the now dirty Sanchez wriggled in delight. I knew immediately that he’d want to sample the most authentic items on the menu with me, so I opted for the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, the Mexican Pizza, a Nacho Cheese Chalupa and a Cheesy Potato Burrito.
We feasted that night, friends, dirty Sanchez and I. We feasted like the wealthiest of kings there on the grassy knoll overlooking the King of the Burger.
But srsly, though, this place can be summed up in three simple phrases:
— Fast and hot.
— Desirable shits.
— Caloric hangover cure.
But sometimes the shells and shit are stale.
Stay thirsty, my friends.

Guy argued about what the color of the jalapeño sauce was that’s put in the cheese quesadilla with someone in my car. All other persons have understood no «green sauce» as no sauce, since with the process of elimination, there’s only one sauce that comes with that menu item.
Chicken tacos had a weird, almost citrus taste to them. I don’t know if the sauce has been changed or not.
Finally, the drink had the right mix of carbonation to syrup ratio and the bean plus cheese burrito tasted ok.

So i been to this place at least 100 times in the past 10 years. out of the 10 years i been food poisoned 4 times but i dont know what it is i just keep going back for more. this taco bell seems to have great service and they know the difference between and taco and a taco supreme. I have never had an issue with the orders getting mixed up or the wrong items. I give it only 3 stars because there is nothing really special about it. the service is fast in the drive through and well its near the house.

Decent Taco bell. No problems so far. Like they advertised the ideal place for a 4^th meal.

This Taco Bell is structurally sound and they didn’t skimp on fire exits either. There are two fire exits, one being the primary entrance, and the other located 90 degrees to the west. The tile is pleasantly clinical and bilaterally symmetric. I have yet to use the restroom at this Taco Bell or any other but I imagine only those with compromised immune systems need worry.